>the guy
>a big deal
>main eventer
>foot chad
>ebony chad
>adrenaline in his soul
>chicks want him
>guys too
>also porn stars
>works hard
>works marks
>works smarks
>works anti-smarks
>works jabronis into a shoot
>works any gimmick given to him
>works through horrible blade jobs
>put Shaq through TWO tables
>tells stories in the ring
>puts the other guy over clean
>loves the business
>protects his brand
>makes trannies boil
>best member of Legacy
>best member of Bullet Club
>best member of the Rhodes Scholars
>best member of The Dashing Ones
>best member of the Elite
>best member of the The Go Big Show
>the star of Wrestlemania 38
>Dusty's favorite son
>the WWE Universe's favorite performer
>jannettied Dustin Rhodes
>jannettied Randy Orton
>jannettied All Elite Wrestling
>looks good with any belt
>makes any belt look better
>makes any belt more prestigious
>always gets his win back
>won the Wednesday Night Wars
>WITH A FREAKING TRUCK
>brave enough to take on Vincent Kennedy McMahon
>humble enough to come back home
>GOAT aesthetic
>GOAT neck tattoo
>GOAT entrance theme
>GOAT taste in African queens
>The Son of a Son of a Plumber
>The Prince of Sports Entertainment
>The American Nightmare
>GOATY RHODES
