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>Comes into the PC 40 minutes late for promo class. >XXX Tentacion blaring from his Bluetooth speaker strapped to his Herschel back pack. >Sits down next to Gigi Dollin and starts tensing his thighs. >A flustered Shawn and Road Dogg are incensed and tell him to leave. >Parker gets up and starts playing "Die Very Rough" and cuts a promo about Shawn's lazy eye and Road Dogg being a boot licking bitch. >Stares at Gigi and grabs his crotch before doing his pose. >A tearful Shawn is calling for security. >Road Dogg is vibrating. >Parker says "Check please" before leaving and doing forward rolls with Albert.
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>>5661515 >Would always come to class pretending to read Shawn Michaels' Playgirl issue. >Locked Road Dogg in a bathroom stall while he had Sicko Mode blastng through the PC speakers. >Dabbed when Vince went to shake his hand. >Followed Mandy around the gym and would sniff and lick every machine she would use. >Was always drinking Coke Zero but kept calling it Pepsi Anonymous
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>>5661515 >Always came into Shawn's office asking if he thinks he's cute before posing and dabbing out the door >Would roll around the ring during forward roll class forcing Albert to chase him around >Chanted THE BEAN KICKED IN for 3 hours straight when Kurt Angle came in as a guest speaker >Planked on top of Vince's limo and wouldn't get off until Vince calles him Parker-Sama >Always walked into the women's bathroom to do his pose while he waits for someone to come in only for him to run as soon as they do >Would corner people in the back to give them a 7 minute speech about how much he loved Oreo Os and Froot Loops Anonymous
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>>5661515 >promo class Fuck me they teach that shit? Porker not wanting to bother is entirely understandable and based
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>>5662726 It's pretty cringe.
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>>5662726 How else do you think they teach promos?
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>>5661515 >Road Dogg is vibrating Anonymous
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>>5661515 >shit body >shit look >shit face >shit promo >shit wrestling >lazy >entitled >self mark who wore his own non WWE approved merch in the PC and backstage 24/7 and even tried to sell it to wrestlers and management >constantly on his phone during promo class >always late to practice and rehearsals >does nothing but watch anime and go on social media backstage during shows >tried to explain his "gimmick" to Shawn and Hunter by having them watch a 20 minute Geekdom 101 video about Dragon Ball Super while he sat there with a smirk on his face >is specifically paired with Joe Gacy and explicitly told to learn from him and look up to him as a mentor to improve in all facets of wrestling but instead of taking notes and learning from him he never went to any of the meetings set up by management with Joe Gacy to work on his skills and barely even talked let alone hang out with Joe Gacy outside of tapings >goes up to talent while they're in the middle of working out to ask them to take pictures of him showing off his thighs >was asked explicitly to lose weight and stick to a professionally regimented nutrition plan from the in house nutritionist but ignores it and barely worked out outside of doing squats and leg presses >told talent and management that if he wasn't destined for greatness then he would have started his career in the indies >goes into the PC just to take pictures and tense in front of the mirror >does his pose constantly backstage even when he's not taking pictures >would kiss Hunter and Shawn's ass when they actually give him advice only for him to disregard everything they tell him while telling the other talent that "Vince pays my bills not DX." even though the advice and instructions Hunter and Shawn were being relayed from Vince himself >told senior NXT talent and one higher up that he can't wait to leave NXT so he can party around the country when he gets called up >still thinks he's God's gift to wrestling
