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Quoted By: >>5673501
>Last night, at approximately 2:15AM, our current World Wrestling Federation Champion Macho Man Randy Savage, was observed by multiple witnesses as to having sex with the daughter of Vince McMahon, the owner of the World Wrestling Federation. Rape Kits will be used to identify which holes Savage penetrated, but as of now to our knowledge sodomy is still legal in North Carolina, but will proceed so we can understand the full extent of the damage to Stephanie McMahons vaginal and anal canals. Macho Man has been stripped of the WWF Championship, and a battle royal will be held on next we Superstars to determine a new champion. WWF has a zero tolerance policy for pounding underage cunny, and it will be enforced so we can continue to have a family fun sports entertainment for our fans across the world.
