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Anonymous Mon 16 May 2022 00:11:38 No.5675270 View View Reply Original Report

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Pitch me some dimes.

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Anonymous Mon 16 May 2022 00:16:04 No.5675314 Report

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Kurt Angle, but you hire a gold medalist in Pole Vaulting

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Anonymous Mon 16 May 2022 01:25:28 No.5675836 Report

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>>5675270
make tv that's fun to watch

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 May 2022 01:26:29 No.5675842 Report

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>>5675270
AH! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 May 2022 01:28:02 No.5675850 Report

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>>5675270
Toxic Attraction in ring sex celebration

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 May 2022 01:30:36 No.5675861 Report

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>>5675270
Hello, Mr. McMahon. It's nice to meet you. Thank you for this opportunity. My pitch is for an internet troll gimmick. I would shitpost and stir up things anonymously with worked gossip. Whenever I get called out, I play the race card. Playing the race card gets me more heat as I'm white.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 May 2022 02:48:33 No.5676572 Report

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>>5675270
AEW

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 May 2022 02:49:51 No.5676579 Report

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>>5675270
one last triple h run where he goes over cody clean and dies

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 May 2022 02:57:44 No.5676638 Report

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>>5675270
A public stoning of David Bixenspan but allowing him to live (barely). Charge the crowd a dollar per rock ($5 for bigger ones and paint them with the WWE logo) and BOOM your entire audience all paid at least $1 to throw a rock at that ugly troll who would be tied in the middle of the ring.
Now that's good shit, pal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 May 2022 03:00:22 No.5676652 Report

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>>5676638
Summerslam ends with Cody undisputed champ, Cena US, Miz IC. Womens shit rebecomes divas. 2.0 gets 3 mil

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Anonymous Mon 16 May 2022 03:03:12 No.5676667 Report

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>>5675270
Hire Alura Jenson to be your new hoss heel champ

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 May 2022 03:05:39 No.5676681 Report

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Sign Harley from epic meal time

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 May 2022 03:06:18 No.5676688 Report

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>>5676652
And Bixenbussylover gets publicly pelted with rocks after each main event of those shows.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 May 2022 03:09:07 No.5676704 Report

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>>5675270
I think every Superstar should have their own in-ring talk show. Why are we stopping at Happy Talk, KO Show, VIP Lounge, and Miz TV?
Also, while I have you, I think Roman Reigns needs to be in the spotlight more. Can we get a couple of female cousins of his so the Bloodline can unify the women's titles as well? Additionally, in matches and promos where Roman isn't present, the Superstars should ask each other "Where's Roman?"

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Anonymous Mon 16 May 2022 03:10:34 No.5676716 Report

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>>5676667
No, hire Gianna Michaels and Ava Adams to tag team against Alexis Texas and Luna Star in a Lesbian Squirt Match.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 May 2022 03:11:06 No.5676724 Report

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>>5675270
Scott Hall had the right idea. Just rip off a popular movie character. You have instant dimes with as little effort as possible.

For example, Patrick Bateman but as a wrestler.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 May 2022 03:28:58 No.5676810 Report

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>>5676724
That was Vince's idea. Only problem is Vince doesn't watch movies anymore, kek.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 May 2022 04:53:14 No.5677283 Report

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A drug dealer gimmick, a heel sells PEDs to jobbers which help them win, but then they withdrawal and start losing again, they become members of a stable dependent on the heel to win matches

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 May 2022 04:55:01 No.5677295 Report

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>Pitch me some dimes.
A camerman who wrestles.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 May 2022 04:55:08 No.5677296 Report

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>>5676724
>For example, Patrick Bateman but as a wrestler.
That's Cody

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 May 2022 04:56:52 No.5677304 Report

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>>5677283
Pretty sure that was one of the seasons of 13 reasons why

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 May 2022 05:03:30 No.5677343 Report

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>>5675270
>Alright anon, you've got 10 minutes
Alright, it's called STRIVE, it's a revolutionary 'new' investment strategy.
We have all crunched the numbers and not only does ESG grossly under-perform compared to what's promised, it has caused tremendous amounts of damage to society as a whole.
The best thing about STRIVE is it's not about agitating and exploiting intersectional nodes to extract maximal profit, it's about giving people what they actually want.
Just imagine, Vince.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 May 2022 05:48:44 No.5677580 Report

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>>5677296
>There is an idea... of Cody Rhodes
>The American Enigma
Holy fucking shit dude

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 May 2022 05:53:55 No.5677601 Report

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>>5675270
Reboot the Waylon Mercy character
Give it to his kayfabe bastard son he had with some woman he kidnapped and impregnated who then developed stockholm syndrome and went nuts and have the two of them manage him

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 May 2022 06:11:34 No.5677676 Report

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WWE should start parodying politics and real world events

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 May 2022 06:42:45 No.5677761 Report

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>>5677676
>coming to the ring now, hailing from Sacramento California
>weighing in at 192 pounds
>the TRRAAAAAAA-NNIEEEEEE

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 May 2022 06:47:48 No.5677780 Report

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>>5675270
Alright Vince, you need another 'taker
You need to keep his legacy going
How about he comes down to the ring with the lights all dimmed
And as he's walking to the ring there's 30+ druids in black coats all lined up towards the ring
The Dead Man cuts a promo about training his acolyte
Then one of the druids comes to ring, takes his black garb off, and reveals he's been a disciple this entire time

Call him The Reaper. Or The Acolyte. Or The Disciple. Some shit that would keep the Undertaker presence alive.

There you go Vince. I expect 85% royalties whenever this up and coming star wrestles.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 May 2022 08:59:05 No.5678198 Report

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>>5675270
>throws coins at Vince's head

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 May 2022 09:18:21 No.5678276 Report

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Io Shirai nudist gimmick

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 May 2022 09:42:34 No.5678357 Report

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>>5675270
I don't have dimes but I have four quarters

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 May 2022 10:02:23 No.5678420 Report

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>>5675270
heel manager that scams all the babyfaces with cryptocurrency sceams

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 May 2022 10:07:08 No.5678434 Report

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I couldn't draw flies to pig shit Vince just give this guy my spot on the roster

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 May 2022 15:10:41 No.5679936 Report

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>>5678276
Not a dime in sight

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Anonymous Mon 16 May 2022 15:22:16 No.5680010 Report

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>>5675270
Ok, here me out Vinny Mac: You know you gave Natalya that farting all those years back? While why don't we do it again with one of the new girls?
Our social media researchers already discovered that there's already a significant amount of traffic for calling Shotzi "Shitzi Brapfart" so why don't we lean into that to show that we're "paying attention" to the online community. We can even back her tank except instead out a missile or a t-shirt, it shoots shit out of the barrel instead! Doesn't that sound hilarious Vince?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 May 2022 17:51:21 No.5681038 Report

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>>5675861
Very interesting to say the least

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 May 2022 19:34:00 No.5681738 Report

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>>5675270

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Anonymous Mon 16 May 2022 19:35:02 No.5681747 Report

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>>5679936
Yes we know you're a faggot, wolfcuck.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 May 2022 19:42:56 No.5681810 Report

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>>5678434
>some fat youtube celebrity wins against another in a amateur BOXING match
>VINCE STRAP NOW
why are you people like this? just stop. Mealboy did OK, but it's not like he can go top rope frog splash all of a sudden.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 May 2022 19:53:21 No.5681908 Report

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>>5675270
We've got some seriously sexy bitches in the roster. We gotta partner up with some soft-core photoshoot companies and get them in front of a camera, like Playboy before they fell off.
>But what about numales and feminists?
That's the easiest part. Put Steph's name behind the idea and push it as a "body positivity" and "empowerment" movement. Then, not only will normal guys tune in and check out the content, but numale simps and "sex-worker positive" types will rave about how brave and supportive it is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 May 2022 20:04:54 No.5681983 Report

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>Show ends
>Whoever the main event winner is looks into the crowd
>"I got one more loser to take care of before we all go home tonight!"
>Crowd erupts into applause and "BIXENBITCH! BIXENBITCH!" chants
>Bixenspan is dragged down to the ring by the event staff in chains as he tries to fight it but he can't.
>He gets thrown into the ring and the main event winner has a chair in hand and starts demolishing him with it
>picks him up by the neck while Bix is laying down and starts cratering his face even more in with his fists
>wrestler drags Bix outside and makes him bite the steel steps
>goes to the top top and jumps to the outside, stomping Bixs head while Bix is still biting the steel steps
>Bixs jaw snaps and blood pours out
>Crowd starts throwing trash and anything they can at Bix
>Wrestler throws his body back in the ring and starts kicking him even more before getting back on the Mic and telling the crowd they can do whatever they want before he leaves the ring
>crowd storms ring and pokes and prods him and rips him apart like hyenas
>Wrestling journalism makes one giant leap forwards without Bix around to shit his pants and drool on people's girlfriends.
>Everyone on earth is happy

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 May 2022 21:21:46 No.5682632 Report

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Get rid of the two night wrestlemania
get rid of 7 hour wrestlemania
Have a 3 hour wrestlemania
Get rid of all the useless gimmick PPV
Bring back saturday night main event to replace gimmick ppv
Use SNME as a showcase for the best fueds across all WWE,nxt uk,2.0 smackdown and raw
Have one royal rumble match during the royal rumble and just alternate the male and female each year.
take raw off the air and make it a network exclusive and bring it down to 90 mins

Make stephanie mcmahon do a nude photoshoot .

stop using the words iconic to describe everything you have ever done.

Stop having fans in attendance at the hall of fame and make a movie of it with all the wrestlers turning up in charactor .

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 May 2022 22:58:33 No.5683306 Report

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>Turn of century illusionist gimmick. Think Prestige with vibes of "is this real magic or just a trick", gradually introduce overt esotericism via tarot and hermetic references, transitioning into an outright esotericist gimmick. Replace Undertaker as spooky big mmmmm guy.
>Redo Man of 1000 Holds as obnoxious workrate obsessive. He keeps an on-screen move counter and tries to invent new moves every match with no set finisher, losing but insisting he had the moral victory because he did more moves/debuted new moves. Starts renaming existing moves claiming he invented them for heat.

>Doppelganger gimmick. Wrestler has no match style of his own and always duplicates the opponent trying to beat them at their own game complete with mirror match attire.

>Chessmaster/ Just As Planned gimmick. Wrestles in chess themed trunks,moves etc. Claims losses are all according to Keikaku

>Orange Cassidy/Drive but played straight. Disinterested masochist who lets his opponent beat him up to punch himself out, then gets woken up by his own blood.

>Memento gimmick. Guy is super brutal in ring but dazed, absentminded and polite outside, forgets his matches, feuds, opponents even happened.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 May 2022 23:07:39 No.5683390 Report

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>>5676681
With the Irish Candyman as his manager

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