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ok people, here is my evil masterplan
>Salma Hayek
>showed them yummy boobies in the movies Frida (2002) and Ask The Dust (2006)
>in the past 16 years her cup size nearly doubled and now she has massive mommy milkers
>we need to see those mammaries
>become a successful best-seller writer
>earn a lot of money
>invest that into some shit that doubles my net worth in a short period of time
>write and direct a movie, also produce it
>throw ONE.MILLION.DOLLARS at Salma to show her BOOBAS in the movie
>*gets corrected by one-eyed right-hand man that reflecting on Hayek's net worth she will ask more than one million*
>alright then...uh...pay her one hundred million dollars!
>shoot the scenes
>screw over the marketing company by outsourcing the marketing to a company I secretly own
>steal the executive producers' marketing money to earn back the money I paid Salma
>leave in a Big Boy shaped space rocket
>I didn't lose a single penny
>I have the footage of Milfa Hayek boobies only I can see, nobody else
>muhahaha, MuHaHaHa, MUHAHAHA
