Davy, Davy, Davy, I'm gonna leave you
I said Dave, you know I'm gonna leave you
I'll leave you when the Observer
Leave you when the Observer comes a-rollin'
Leave you when the Observer comes out now

Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Davy
Davy, I wanna leave you
I ain't jokin', Jewman, you always ramble
Oh yeah
Davy, Davy, I be leavin'
You really got to ramble
I can hear you cumming to Omega like you always do
I can hear you cumming you're a homo

Dave, oh
Dave, I'm gonna leave you
Oh, Dave
You know, I've really got to leave you
Oh, I can hear you ratin' it
I said don't you cringe when ratin' that shit , all the flips they do?
Oh

I know, I know
I know you never, never, never, never, never gonna admit it, Dave
But I gotta go away from Daily's Place
I gotta quit AEW, yeah
Oh, Davy, Davy, Davy, Davy
Davy, Davy, Davy, oh
Don't you hear it's Queef Pee?

Oh, debut, debut, I know, I know
It feels good to have NXT guys back again
And I know that one day, Davy, crowds really gonna grow, yes, they are
We gonna be cuttin' dicks off every day
Cut dicks off, every day
Oh, my, my, my, my, my, my Dave
I'm gonna leave you, go away
Oh

So bad, see, baby
It was really, really bad
You made me cringe every Wednesday
But now, I've got to go away
Oh, oh, oh

Davy, Davy, Davy
That's when Vince's callin' me
I said that's when Vince's callin' me back home