>>5767810because when theyre both in the picture its a pain in the ass, dude. each parent tries to outdo the other in attentiveness and gets uber competitive around holidays --that you have to celebrate separately back to back.
like, my dad bought me the original animated batman figure right? she sees me --a 7 yr old-- playing with it. 'who bought you that?'
dad?
she takes me to the store, right then. buys me twoface and penguin. awesome!
the next day i'm playing with them all and she goes 'how come the one your dad bought you is beating up the ones i bought you? do you love your dad more?'
fucks with your head after a while. eventually the two of them drove me to not like anything.
