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Anonymous Wed 25 May 2022 16:11:23 No.5782275 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>5782349

Kevin Nash started the LA Riots of 1992

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Anonymous Wed 25 May 2022 16:17:14 No.5782349 Report

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>>5782275

https://vocaroo.com/15CbyRsmEtk7

Raped. Fucking. Faggot.

That's Bryan Danielson.

A faggot.

A gay..fucking..faggot..WITH AIDS!!!

Gaped, raped, fudgepacked and sissied...

CRYAN

Nothing About'im Screams Heterosexual

>ARRRRRRRRRRGH NO, DARREN PLEASE, NOT THERE, WE'RE ON LIVE TELEVISION, DON'T RAPE ME, I'M A TECHNICAL WRESTLER, DON'T MOUNT AND PENETRATE ME ANALLY IN FRONT OF AN AUDIENCE, PLEASE DARREN, NO I'M BEING RAPED, HELP ME, HEEEEEEEEEELP

Thoughts on professional wrestler Bryan R. Daneislon crying "like a bitch" because he can't fake wrestle anymore?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdnimRqE_Hg

Black don't crack and Bryan took too much black in his crack when he met Darren on the fateful day

Bryan Danielson getting raped in his faggot ass wait a minute that also didn't happen...because it was CONSENSUAL, KEK WHAT A FAGGOT ASS BITCH

AEW wrestler Bryan Danielson done got raped in his cryan shithole in 2010.... Oh lordy loo!

Crying Yes Manlet Bryan Danielson (faggot) can't stop jerking off while fantasizing about 2010 gay black men in a circle around him jizzing on his gay face and smacking their redwoods on his high cheekbones like the fucking raped manlet queer he is

[Verse 1]
I know I was built for this, I don’t quit
Nobody can handle it, no one gonna take that risk
I’m all in

[Chorus]
Yeah, I was born to be raped, raped, raped
Yeah, I was born to be raped, raped, raped

[Verse 2]
You can take me down, knock me out
Turn around and it’s lights out
Nothing’s gonna stop you now, I’ve got no doubt

[Chorus]
Yeah, I was born to be raped, raped, raped
Yeah, I was born to be raped, raped, raped
Yeah, I was born to be raped, raped, raped
Yeah Bryan R. Danielson, was born to be raped

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Anonymous Wed 25 May 2022 16:18:16 No.5782357 Report

Quoted By: >>5782367

Bryan Danielson is a great wrestler, but his look is bland and isn't a believable main eventer. His charisma is pretty much non-existent, dude has no character expect I wrestle good. Still belongs in the Indy scene in my opinion. I liked his 2012 - 2014 run, but the best bit of that was his stuff he did with Kane. 6 out of 10 Wrestler, 3 out of 10 Look, 2 out of 10 Promo.

Story's about to break, per Meltz, Danielson in late stage rectal collapse. The three surgeries didn't properly graft in and he's using toiletries every half hour to stop the bleeding.

Pray for Bryan!

Daniel Bryan was raped by a gay black gentleman

Brie Bella, Danielson's wife, commented, "Is this something I should bring to the bedroom, chopping you?"

Danielson replied, "No, no, no. There are people who are super into that and I don't want to take anything away from them, that's other people's thing. I experience enough pain in my regular life that I do not want it in the bedroom."

Danielson also noted that he's not aggressive in the bedroom.

https://www.fightful.com/wrestling/bryan-danielson-explains-why-he-likes-being-chopped-ring-not-bedroom

>not wanting to be roughed up and roughing up your wife during sex
This is the true flaw of leftist betamale Bryan Danielson

I can’t stop imagining Bryan Danielson stripping off and squeezing a steamy, dreamy log out of his beautiful anus. Just the thought of the smell as he crouches over me, spreading his small, round milk bottle skin ass cheeks with both hands, while his hairy little asshole widens as his tummy chocolate oozes out of him is too much. The dichotomy of a God so perfect doing something so nasty is beyond arousing. I just need the taste of his logs in my mouth

An incident on NXT in 2010 with a gay black gentleman lead to Bryan suffering a ruptured rectum and he was unable to have a number two on the loo without bleeding for years afterwards.

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Anonymous Wed 25 May 2022 16:19:24 No.5782367 Report

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>>5782357
Why the Miz is better than Daniel Bryan
>isn't 5'8
>has his own tv show
>has his own talk show
>accomplished more in wrestling in less time than Cryan
>Maryse is hotter than Brie
>has a bigger bank account than Cryan
>actually represents the company in the media
>double grand slam champion
>doesn't have a concussed jelly brain
>has more charisma than Cryan
>does better promos than Cryan
>has longer legs so that kickpads look nicer on him while Cryans have short stubby manlet legs
>drew higher ratings as wwe champion than Cryan in their 1st reign
>Miz dad is actually funny, Cryan doesn't have one
>shoot worked Cryan into a cry on Talking Smack
>wasn't raped in 2010
>main evented WrestleMania with two of the four Mt Rushmore of all wrestling Rock and Cena while Cryan was given a pity main event with two busts
>when Cryan first retired, he cried on national tv and broke down in tears shaming the image of wrestlers as tough guys
>when Miz retires, he will end his career on his own terms in smiles with no regret
>be daniel bryan
>be inactive but get all snarky and condescending towards other wrestlers
>call Miz a coward in front of his wife while cosplaying as some outback tourist guide
>starts to gloat about muh indies and how Miz's style is soft
>promptly then begins to get BTFO by Miz
>gets told if he really cares why doesn't he try to wrestle again
>"i-i-if they would l-let me come back"
>gets told then to fuck off, quit, and go join the indies with all his bingo hall friends if he really means that
>continues to expose Bryan as a fraud
>Bryan then just begins to cry and run away
>Miz then completely hijacks show and begins to BTFO of other indie shitters like in the tag team division
>camera man begins to shake and completely becomes submissive to Miz as he tells him to shoot at him at this angle
>delivers blistering promo ala coked up and 80's wrestler
I will always love Miz for this

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Anonymous Wed 25 May 2022 16:20:13 No.5782377 Report

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>>5782367
the miz sucks

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Anonymous Wed 25 May 2022 16:20:29 No.5782381 Report

Quoted By: >>5782391

I know Punk has gotten some flak for the lack of impact he's had on ratings aside from his first few weeks, but I think Bryan has been even more disappointing. I've gone through his quarter hours since he's debuted and here's what I found:

Dec 8: Bryan vs John Silver. Quarter 8. 814k viewers (2nd lowest of night - high of night was 980k).
Dec 1: Bryan vs Alan Angels. Quarter 1. 812K viewers (lowest of night - high of night was 896k).
Nov 24: Bryan vs Colt Cabana. Quarter 6. 881k viewers (3rd lowest of night - high of night was 968k).
Nov 17: Bryan vs Evil Uno. Quarter 2. 960k viewers (2nd lowest of the night - high of night was 1.049M)
Nov 10: Bryan vs Rocky Romero. Quarter 1. 906k viewers (3rd lowest of night - high of night was 974k).
Nov 3: Was on commentary for main event of Orange Cassidy vs Miro Q8. 828k viewers (lowest of night - high of night was 915k).
Oct 27: N/A (30 second promo with Eddie)
Oct 23: Bryan vs Dustin Rhodes. Quarter 1. 635k viewers (highest of night).
Oct 16: Bryan vs Bobby Fish. Quarter 8. 714k viewers (3rd lowest of night - highest of night was 798k).
Oct 6: The Elite vs Bryan/Christian/JE. Q1. 1.077M viewers (3rd highest viewership of night - high of night 1.118M).
Sep 29: Interrupted Elite promo. Q2. 1.223M viewers (high of night).
Sep 22: AEW GrandSlam match against Omega. Q1-3 (average of 1.3M viewers so high of night)
Sep 15: N/A (Couldn't find quarter hours)
Sep 8: Debut promo segment against Omega. Q7. 1.453M viewers (highest of night).

He had a nice impact at the start of his run with the Elite, but since then his quarters have embarrassing relative to his supposed star power. The main problem I see is that he's wrestling people beneath him, but even if Bryan was wrestling jobbers shouldn't we expect his supposed star power to rub off more than it currently is? I didn't include his Rampage quarter ratings, but I'm taking a look at them right now and they've been quite disappointing too.

It's time to start a dialogue.

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Anonymous Wed 25 May 2022 16:21:33 No.5782391 Report

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>>5782381
My mum just BURIED Daniel Bryan
>be me
>my mum starts telling me how she’s been watching a show with wrestlers in it called Total Bellas
>says John Cena is buff
>asks me who Bryan is supposed to be
>I tell her he’s a wrestler
>‘oh wow he doesn’t look like much of a wrestler. He’s really small and looks like some homeless person they brought in from the street’

Daniel Bryan is unironically in my top 5 favourite wrestlers ever but when she told me this I was just sorta embarrassed. What the fuck are you supposed to say?
>well you see he’s got really good workrate
Seriously Bryan absolutely BTFO

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