>>5787688That's not a blogpost, this is a blogpost
So today I woke up, the laxatives hadn't kicked in just yet so I did some early morning squats to get my bowels moving. After about an hour I sprayed shit in the pan, I love laxative shits, they come out so easily. I don't need to take laxatives but I do, 3 a night. The box says to take 2 but I take 3. My uncle says I'm weakening my bowels but I don't care, I love taking laxative shits.
I fed my cat and he ate it, gave him a little cheese with his food, he loves cheese. I went to work shortly after, I work in a department store, it's a decent paying job, not the best but the hours are fairly lenient and everyone there's a bro. Also get free wrenches and shit so I think it's pretty cool. Slow day, 6 hours of chilling with the boys, even took my switch into work, handheld, played some smash on the screen in the back. I main Diddy.
Got back home, had a stir fry, chicken noodles, vegetables, very healthy. Currently posting on /pw/, taking my laxatives before bed again. Can't wait for my shitspray tomorrow morning.
