>Ayo the world is cold better bundle up! Ayo I said the world is cold b..
*walks out with a salami sub sandwich in hand*
YO DAWG CUT MY MUSIC DAWG CUT MY MUSIC!
*Takes a heaping, savage bite out of the salami sub*
YO /PW/ YO FOR REAL? YOU MADE ME A NEW THEME SONG? DON'T THINK I DON'T SEE THAT SHIT!
I THOUGHT WE HAD AN UNDERSTANDING /PW/.
Calling me all kinds of foul shit like ugly, fat and lazy? TAKE A LOOK AT THIS PAHTNER!!
*beans the half-eaten salami sandwich at a kid holding a "Mad King rulz!" sign. The kid crumples to the ground whaling*
YOU SEE THAT YO?! YOU SEE THAT?! YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME! THAT KID WAS A FAN AND I STRAIGHT MERQ'D HIM IN FRONT OF HIS POPS!! WHAT DO YOU THINK I'LL DO TO YOU, DAWG??!
YO now I'm hungry. YO TONY! YO TK, GET ME A PASTRAMI ON RYE FOR REAL!
*TONY Khan tosses Eddy a freshly made Pastrami sandwich*
YO /PW/ YOU THINK I'M AN EMBARASSMENT?!
YOU THINK I WALK LIKE A PENGUIN??!
*shovels the pastrami into his mouth and waddles around the ring like a penguin*
ILH SHOO YU AH PENGUIN DOWG IL SHOU I
*food particles spill out of Eddy's mouth*
YO YO EDRONES, YO EDRONES. I SEE YOU MAKIN A THREAD ABOUT HOW I SHOULD HAVE BEEN AN EXTRA IN DANNY DEVITO'S PENGUIN ARMY IN BATMAN RETURNS!
>Pow
I'M KNOCKIN YOU THE FUCK OUT!
YOU POST THAT SHITTY COPY PASTED SONG ABOUT ME BEING UGLY!
>Bam
I'M KNOCKIN YOU THE FUCK OUT!
YOU COME TO AN AEW EVENT AND START "WHAT"ING ME AGAIN
>Slap
I'M KNOCKING YOU THE FUCK OUT!
ON SIGHT PAHTNER! ON SIGHT! YO STONE COLD AIN'T HERE DAWG!
*Throws the mic at the salami stricken kid*