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Anonymous Sat 28 May 2022 00:49:15 No.5808642 View View Reply Original Report

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Kelvin Was Always Based

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Anonymous Sat 28 May 2022 00:50:54 No.5808658 Report

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>>5808642
Kelvin might be based but Kevin will always be a raped ass biatch

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Anonymous Sat 28 May 2022 00:51:35 No.5808669 Report

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>>5808642

>leaves WWE
>fails to draw
>fails to become AEW world champion
>becomes the 4th wheel in blackpool cuckold club
>tries to showcase and get over a jobber called Wheeler Yuta
Bryan Danielson bros...

genuinely do not like him.
>overly busy tall boots
>overly busy knee pads
>thinks to have tall boots meet knee pads to have minimal legs show so his torso looks even worse
>wears overly busy trunks with belly overhang
>faggy art teacher beard and long hair
long hair and beards can play the part if not worn by giant faggots
>yes yes yes
>weak bitch
>smug (((underdog)))
Bryan Manletson (2010 victim) sucks

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Anonymous Sat 28 May 2022 00:52:40 No.5808682 Report

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>>5808642
My mum just BURIED Daniel Bryan
>be me
>my mum starts telling me how she’s been watching a show with wrestlers in it called Total Bellas
>says John Cena is buff
>asks me who Bryan is supposed to be
>I tell her he’s a wrestler
>‘oh wow he doesn’t look like much of a wrestler. He’s really small and looks like some homeless person they brought in from the street’

Daniel Bryan is unironically in my top 5 favourite wrestlers ever but when she told me this I was just sorta embarrassed. What the fuck are you supposed to say?
>well you see he’s got really good workrate
Seriously Bryan absolutely BTFO

ADRENALINE IN MY SOUL
BRYAN DANIELSON FELL DOWN A FUCKING HOLE
TRAPPED HIS LEG FOR ALL THE WORLD TO SEE
THE CROWD IS HERE LAUGHING HARD
CHANTING "YOU'RE A STUCK RAPED RETARD"
LIGHTS GO OUT BUT BRYAN'S STILL STUCK ALONE
WHOAAA OHHHHHHHHHH

why would it be a work? Seems like a bit of a waste of time, no? Sitting there for ages trying to get a mans leg out of a gap in a ramp.

>be one of the top guys in WWE, multiple-time world champion, Wrestlemania main eventer and indy darling
>gets signed by Tony Khan
>debuts as an afterthought, immediately overshadowed by a bigger name signing
>gets jobbed out on free TV to the glorified midcarder world champion
>put into the roster's 100th stable alongside an established star, overshadowed yet again
>no longer a star, now just another name on the roster
>best he can hope for is a run with the trios titles
>gets a crippling injury fighting 2 jobbers on a show nobody watches
Hate to agree with Cryan poster but is this the faggot bitch moment of the year?

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Anonymous Sat 28 May 2022 00:53:44 No.5808707 Report

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>>5808642
Dec 8: Bryan vs John Silver. Quarter 8. 814k viewers (2nd lowest of night - high of night was 980k).
Dec 1: Bryan vs Alan Angels. Quarter 1. 812K viewers (lowest of night - high of night was 896k).
Nov 24: Bryan vs Colt Cabana. Quarter 6. 881k viewers (3rd lowest of night - high of night was 968k).
Nov 17: Bryan vs Evil Uno. Quarter 2. 960k viewers (2nd lowest of the night - high of night was 1.049M)
Nov 10: Bryan vs Rocky Romero. Quarter 1. 906k viewers (3rd lowest of night - high of night was 974k).
Nov 3: Was on commentary for main event of Orange Cassidy vs Miro Q8. 828k viewers (lowest of night - high of night was 915k).
Oct 27: N/A (30 second promo with Eddie)
Oct 23: Bryan vs Dustin Rhodes. Quarter 1. 635k viewers (highest of night).
Oct 16: Bryan vs Bobby Fish. Quarter 8. 714k viewers (3rd lowest of night - highest of night was 798k).
Oct 6: The Elite vs Bryan/Christian/JE. Q1. 1.077M viewers (3rd highest viewership of night - high of night 1.118M).
Sep 29: Interrupted Elite promo. Q2. 1.223M viewers (high of night).
Sep 22: AEW GrandSlam match against Omega. Q1-3 (average of 1.3M viewers so high of night)
Sep 15: N/A (Couldn't find quarter hours)
Sep 8: Debut promo segment against Omega. Q7. 1.453M viewers (highest of night).

He had a nice impact at the start of his run with the Elite, but since then his quarters have embarrassing relative to his supposed star power. The main problem I see is that he's wrestling people beneath him, but even if Bryan was wrestling jobbers shouldn't we expect his supposed star power to rub off more than it currently is? I didn't include his Rampage quarter ratings, but I'm taking a look at them right now and they've been quite disappointing too.

It's time to start a dialogue.

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Anonymous Sat 28 May 2022 00:54:46 No.5808719 Report

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>>5808707
Why does Honky Tonk Man tell such easily disprovable lies?

If you're being especially generous (including events where the world title went on before the interval, and Honky wrestled in the final match), he main evented MSG 6 times. One of those was a sell-out.

HTM "main-evented" during the peak of the wrestling boom, and sold out once. Nash main-evented during the nadir, and sold out twice. Nash wins again.

March 1996. WWF house show in New York, NY at Madison Square Garden headlined by Diesel/Michaels vs. Bret/Undertaker, drew 17,000 (14,824 paid) paying $299,596, which was the first sellout at MSG for a non-PPV since 1989, & also set an all-time record domestic house show gate.

May 1996. WWF house show in New York, NY at Madison Square Garden headlined by Diesel vs. Shawn Michaels, drew 18,800 (16,564 paid) paying $319,411, which was the first time in 11 years that WWF had two straight MSG sellouts, & the first indoor non-PPV house in WWF history to top $300,000.

Here's what Meltzer wrote.

"9/29 MSG show, 3,917 fans paid $146,437. The strange part is it comes just a few months after the WWF set consecutive gate records for non-PPV shows at MSG with legitimate overflow sellouts of the building scaled for 16,227 for pro wrestling on 3/17 (17,000 fans; 14,824 paid; $299,596; Diesel & Michaels vs. Bret Hart & Undertaker main event) and 5/19 (18,800 fans; 16,564 paid; $319,411; Diesel vs. Michaels cage match main event). The two shows were the first non-PPV events to legitimately sellout MSG since 1989."

The best Bryan Danielson could do was 12,000 fans in 2015 in tag team with Reigns against Rollins/Kane. And even then Hogan was main draw as it was Hogan appreciation night.

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Anonymous Sat 28 May 2022 00:55:58 No.5808739 Report

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Why the Miz is better than Daniel Bryan
>isn't 5'8
>has his own tv show
>has his own talk show
>accomplished more in wrestling in less time than Cryan
>Maryse is hotter than Brie
>has a bigger bank account than Cryan
>actually represents the company in the media
>double grand slam champion
>doesn't have a concussed jelly brain
>has more charisma than Cryan
>does better promos than Cryan
>has longer legs so that kickpads look nicer on him while Cryans have short stubby manlet legs
>drew higher ratings as wwe champion than Cryan in their 1st reign
>Miz dad is actually funny, Cryan doesn't have one
>shoot worked Cryan into a cry on Talking Smack
>wasn't raped in 2010
>main evented WrestleMania with two of the four Mt Rushmore of all wrestling Rock and Cena while Cryan was given a pity main event with two busts
>when Cryan first retired, he cried on national tv and broke down in tears shaming the image of wrestlers as tough guys
>when Miz retires, he will end his career on his own terms in smiles with no regret
>be daniel bryan
>be inactive but get all snarky and condescending towards other wrestlers
>call Miz a coward in front of his wife while cosplaying as some outback tourist guide
>starts to gloat about muh indies and how Miz's style is soft
>promptly then begins to get BTFO by Miz
>gets told if he really cares why doesn't he try to wrestle again
>"i-i-if they would l-let me come back"
>gets told then to fuck off, quit, and go join the indies with all his bingo hall friends if he really means that
>continues to expose Bryan as a fraud
>Bryan then just begins to cry and run away
>Miz then completely hijacks show and begins to BTFO of other indie shitters like in the tag team division
>camera man begins to shake and completely becomes submissive to Miz as he tells him to shoot at him at this angle
>delivers blistering promo ala coked up and 80's wrestler
I will always love Miz for this

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Anonymous Sat 28 May 2022 00:58:04 No.5808768 Report

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>>5808658
I don't get it. Are you autistic?

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Anonymous Sat 28 May 2022 01:08:23 No.5808908 Report

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>92 degrees celsius
>365 degrees kelvin
raped, gaped, KWABd every day

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Anonymous Sat 28 May 2022 02:28:46 No.5809835 Report

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>>5808642

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Anonymous Sat 28 May 2022 02:32:49 No.5809866 Report

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>>5809835
KWAB

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Anonymous Sat 28 May 2022 02:38:14 No.5809909 Report

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>>5808642
Daniel Bryan lost "it" during his time away from the ring, and it's not coming back. Seeing him cry like a whiny little bitch for 2 years about muh dream really ruined him. Plus his character had already hit the mountain top and beat the McMahons, there was nowhere to go but down.

He never had "it" in-ring wise. He's charismatic in that endearing lovable loser dork way, but his in-ring work has ALWAYS been overrated. His offense consists of meme kick spamming and he moves really slowly in the ring for someone of his size and build. AJ, Seff, FInn, and Joe are all better in-ring performers than he is.

Agree with OP. Bryan Danielson was shot in the indies and Daniel Bryan was shit in the pros. The only reason people like him is because they can identify with a weak manlet beta pussy getting shit on by True Alphas.

I go along with it because of how self righteous you are about samefagging when you’ve been doing it constantly for years.
I see an insecure, self righteous, hypocrite whose most prized possession in life is his gay rape fantasy and think to myself ‘yeah, I’m gonna help the retarded Nash mark piss this pathetic faggot off’.

A tragedy befell World Wrestling Entertiament and all of us. Daniel Bryan was set to wrestle a match, and he was sodomized by force by a gay black gentleman. And I have the unfortunate responsibility to let everyone know that Daniel Bryan was raped. Daniel Bryan was tragically raped in a horrific incident in 2010.

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Anonymous Sat 28 May 2022 02:42:27 No.5809950 Report

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>>5809909
>someone posts a pro Nash thread
>you sperg out
KWAB

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Anonymous Sat 28 May 2022 02:50:34 No.5810013 Report

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IT
KEEPS
HAPPENING
KWAB

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Anonymous Sat 28 May 2022 02:53:51 No.5810033 Report

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>>5809909
Agreed. Why do all his moves and strikes look like they dont even hurt? isnt the point of wrestling to look real and believable? I can only suspend disbelief so much. Bryan Danielson was also raped by a gay black gentleman.

"Here's the thing, Daniel. I've seen guys like you come and go a million times. Guys like Jericho, Edge, Rob Van Dam. All guys that are very talented, don't get me wrong. Top guys! Very popular! But not 'the one.' Never were they 'the one.' And maybe nobody wants to say this, but it needs to be said: It's a fact. If any of those guys had been the face of the WWE back in the day, we'd all be working for Ted Turner right now. You think you're playing in the big leagues, kid? You have no idea. You step inside that Hell in a Cell and I have a feeling you're gonna prove to the world that you're a B+ player."

After that, when Bryan challenged Triple H, he responded by saying he's a "A+ player" and "a star" that only faces guys at his level like The Undertaker, The Rock or Brock Lesnar.

Why did Daniel Bryan's WWE retirement lose over half a million viewers?

02.08.16 RAW viewership: 1st Hour: 3.907 million, 2nd hour: 3.905 million, 3rd Hour ft. Daniel Bryan's retirement: 3.368 million (lost 537,000 viewers).

Former WWE writer Kevin Eck stated on PWTorch Livecast (May 5, 2016); "Daniel Bryan wasn't setting world of fire, when it came to ratings in certain segments, live attendance, same thing with CM Punk, the numbers just weren't there to support that he was over to the level that certain fans thought he was."

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Anonymous Sat 28 May 2022 03:34:52 No.5810311 Report

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>>5809835
KWAB

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Anonymous Sat 28 May 2022 05:21:27 No.5810872 Report

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>>5808642
Based&Raped

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Anonymous Sat 28 May 2022 05:24:24 No.5810884 Report

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>>5808642
Yeah, based on the caricature of a faggot

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Anonymous Sat 28 May 2022 06:19:32 No.5811182 Report

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Wolfchad is so based

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Anonymous Sat 28 May 2022 08:49:05 No.5812123 Report

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>>5810872
huh based? based on what??

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Anonymous Sat 28 May 2022 10:38:43 No.5812961 Report

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>>5809835
kwarbed

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Anonymous Sat 28 May 2022 10:40:54 No.5812977 Report

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>>5808642
>Kelvin
What a retard, even your own keyboard is raping you

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Anonymous Sat 28 May 2022 10:40:59 No.5812978 Report

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>>5808642

Lets talk about Shankism. He's the biggest autist on the board. Curious why you people don't talk about this guy more here? you have all these fake boogeymen (probs created by Shankism I believe who projects his schizo behaviour onto these to decieve and deflect attention away from of his antics) yet this guy is actually real. Why does he go under radar?

He spends everyday tracking post ID numbers on a dead wrestling board to GET. Probably with 60 percent success rate. I often see him fail and delete. Then samefags the same comments and images litereally all day.

He's always bumping dimeless Nash falseflag threads as cope because he can't post R threads anymore. He still attempts to flood board with R threads but fails continuously bc they get murked.

He give up posting the random black man (martins mcman) he spammed here for years (litereally years no joke surely you remember) claiming it was some youtuber who he accused everybody who mocked him as being.

Now thinks some guy he calls "nuwolfie" (I think) is me. It's not. I found that guys video and spammed it here. I couldn't care less what you do with his pic here lol. I have zero pics online so good luck trying to expose me. You don't have first clue about me lol.

Shankism also goes by name hulk.satan. He dedicates his life to gay fanfic for FREE on a dead wrestling board. And to best part about it is he thinks he is BTFO'ing people like me when in reality he's only BTFO'ing himself.

LMFAO!

p.s. He failed to make his gay fanifc site culture despite 4 years of daily effort (he gets irked by this and crossposts to prove me wrong using his vpn - he samefags on /sp/ so there is lots of different countries flags and he thinks I can't see right through this - I can do exact same thing if I wanted).

This is just the gay fanfic part of his act. There's alot more this autist does here. Feel free to elaborate or call me a schizo for becoming accustomed to this guys daily behvaiour here for years.

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Anonymous Sat 28 May 2022 10:42:02 No.5812984 Report

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Shankism is 29 or 30 years old (according to his porn profiles). He's an autistic, ginger haired, unemployed, redditor, e-begger, GOC simp, & the main 92 poster here. His daily life revolves mostly around forcing GET's on /pw/ & samefagging/necrobumping comments/threads with gay fanfiction for hours on end and for zero compensation. His falseflag threads are basically him begging anons to care about his plateaued gay fanfiction he stupidly wasted years of his life on.

That's when he isn't uploading 19,000+ porn videos & making poorly edited deepfakes (which he begs people to buy) because he has little money & can't get laid. He has an unhealthy obsession with posting gay fanfiction about a 63 year old man (to point he has images of him on his Twitter & porn profiles) & saving thousands of pics/gifs of women wrestlers he'll never have sex with.

Remember all of those terrible Nash deepfakes? like that "Man Who Says KWAB" of that Tiktok guy that was spammed for weeks on end? that was Shankism. Again without listing them he's behind most of the Nash threads that are posted here.

His new account
https://www.reddit.com/user/Shankism2/

His old account
https://reddit.dynu.net/user/Shankism/
https://pholder.com/u/shankism/
https://www.reddit.com/user/Shankism/

HulkSatan on Twitter (since being exposed deleted years worth of tweets)
https://mrdeepfakes.com/user/424977 (uploaded 19000+ videos, made private after being exposed, made public again last I looked)

>Note: He made a pegging deepfake so guess he's into thought of being fucked in the ass (no suprise). And I say thought because again he's obviously a virgin.

Not only is he a redditor but he's also a joshipedo & moderator on /r/WrestleWithTheJoshis/
https://www.reddit.com/r/WrestleWithTheJoshis/comments/sou1b7/yuna_manase/
https://spankbang.com/profile/shankism

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Anonymous Sat 28 May 2022 10:49:39 No.5813043 Report

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KWAB

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Anonymous Sat 28 May 2022 10:51:03 No.5813056 Report

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>>5808642

https://vocaroo.com/15CbyRsmEtk7

Raped. Fucking. Faggot.

That's Bryan Danielson.

A faggot.

A gay..fucking..faggot..WITH AIDS!!!

Gaped, raped, fudgepacked and sissied...

CRYAN

Nothing About'im Screams Heterosexual

>ARRRRRRRRRRGH NO, DARREN PLEASE, NOT THERE, WE'RE ON LIVE TELEVISION, DON'T RAPE ME, I'M A TECHNICAL WRESTLER, DON'T MOUNT AND PENETRATE ME ANALLY IN FRONT OF AN AUDIENCE, PLEASE DARREN, NO I'M BEING RAPED, HELP ME, HEEEEEEEEEELP

Thoughts on professional wrestler Bryan R. Daneislon crying "like a bitch" because he can't fake wrestle anymore?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdnimRqE_Hg

Black don't crack and Bryan took too much black in his crack when he met Darren on the fateful day

Bryan Danielson getting raped in his faggot ass wait a minute that also didn't happen...because it was CONSENSUAL, KEK WHAT A FAGGOT ASS BITCH

AEW wrestler Bryan Danielson done got raped in his cryan shithole in 2010.... Oh lordy loo!

Crying Yes Manlet Bryan Danielson (faggot) can't stop jerking off while fantasizing about 2010 gay black men in a circle around him jizzing on his gay face and smacking their redwoods on his high cheekbones like the fucking raped manlet queer he is

[Verse 1]
I know I was built for this, I don’t quit
Nobody can handle it, no one gonna take that risk
I’m all in

[Chorus]
Yeah, I was born to be raped, raped, raped
Yeah, I was born to be raped, raped, raped

[Verse 2]
You can take me down, knock me out
Turn around and it’s lights out
Nothing’s gonna stop you now, I’ve got no doubt

[Chorus]
Yeah, I was born to be raped, raped, raped
Yeah, I was born to be raped, raped, raped
Yeah, I was born to be raped, raped, raped
Yeah Bryan R. Danielson, was born to be raped

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Anonymous Sat 28 May 2022 11:41:14 No.5813481 Report

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gotta love big sexy

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Anonymous Sat 28 May 2022 13:42:20 No.5814285 Report

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>>5808642
*bows down*

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Anonymous Sat 28 May 2022 13:42:44 No.5814287 Report

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Based... At getting raped LOL kwab Bryan better

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Anonymous Sat 28 May 2022 13:43:36 No.5814296 Report

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>>5808642
pencil raped bitch

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Anonymous Sat 28 May 2022 13:43:50 No.5814298 Report

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>>5814285
I never realized how many fanboy autists here self insert as Daniel Bryan until I saw the amount of seethe they’re sent into when you remind them of the undeniable fact that Johnny Ace had sex with his wife and is probably Birdie’s father and step-grandfather

>never the guy
>never drew a dime
>ugly
>manlet
>eats semen
>cries all the time
>named John Laurinaitis’s kids “Birdie and Buddy Dessert”
>only liked by losers who self insert as him
>lost to Roman on fastlane
>lost to Roman on mania
>low ratings when he was the champ, no one bought a small soiboi as him as a legitimate champion
>low merch sales, only managed to sell 5XL shirts
>Miz managed to make him actually cry and run away in tears with a single shoot promo
>assaulted in the rectum by a gay black man on NXT in 2010
Kek what a crybaby manlet loser bitch

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