>>5821852Punk suffers a massive heart attack and dies in the ring
Rosa ignores Deeb and just masturbates in the ring until she leaves
Jungle dimes goes over
Cargill tickles Anna until she wets herself
MJF shoots himself into a work to shoot on a worked shoot dumb marks brother
The Young Cucks/Hardys are lost to spacetime fissure and never seen again in our dimension, same with the gangbang groups
Samoa Joe eats Adam Cole
Death Triangle execute House of Black wholesale, then stick around to kill Britt and Ruby too
Darby does a flippy shit into coffin drop from directly above onto whoever this guy is, it's dimes
Conti and Paige get in 69 position, leglock each other's necks, and squeeze their thighs until both piss in the other's face and pass out cold, stunning double KO draw
Danhausen trips and falls on the other two, all three out with double torn ACLs, only HOOK is VICTORIOUS! LOOK! IT'S HOOK! THAT'S HOOK!