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Anonymous Mon 30 May 2022 16:21:39 No.5846460 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>5846469 >>5846569 >>5846648 >>5847486 >>5847569 >>5848256 >>5848465 >>5848485

Why doesn't Tony hire him for commentary? He's hilarious behind the mic.
>https://youtu.be/lfjzvxgtLrs

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Anonymous Mon 30 May 2022 16:22:25 No.5846469 Report

Quoted By: >>5846530

>>5846460
He's a raped bitch that's why

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Anonymous Mon 30 May 2022 16:23:13 No.5846474 Report

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Politicking liability.
Also BLACKED

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Anonymous Mon 30 May 2022 16:25:37 No.5846500 Report

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KWAB

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Anonymous Mon 30 May 2022 16:28:48 No.5846530 Report

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>>5846469
wait really? no way!

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Anonymous Mon 30 May 2022 16:33:08 No.5846569 Report

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>>5846460
I want to KWAB inside Nash's sweaty asshole.

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Anonymous Mon 30 May 2022 16:41:21 No.5846648 Report

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>>5846460
All the blacks in the crowd would rush in to try and rape him

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Anonymous Mon 30 May 2022 17:50:34 No.5847486 Report

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>>5846460
He was raped and shit!

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Anonymous Mon 30 May 2022 17:57:51 No.5847569 Report

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>>5846460
Black ejaculations will be televised

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Anonymous Mon 30 May 2022 17:59:06 No.5847586 Report

Quoted By: >>5847626

>8 posts
>8 posters
oh no no no wolfniggers why cant our meme get over organically?

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Anonymous Mon 30 May 2022 18:03:04 No.5847626 Report

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>>5847586
AIEEEE I HAVE TO BUMP MY BRYAN THREADS

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Anonymous Mon 30 May 2022 19:00:27 No.5848256 Report

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>>5846460
kwab

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Anonymous Mon 30 May 2022 19:22:37 No.5848465 Report

Quoted By: >>5848534

>>5846460
Tony should make the call.

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Anonymous Mon 30 May 2022 19:24:12 No.5848485 Report

Quoted By: >>5848497

>>5846460
My mum just BURIED Daniel Bryan
>be me
>my mum starts telling me how she’s been watching a show with wrestlers in it called Total Bellas
>says John Cena is buff
>asks me who Bryan is supposed to be
>I tell her he’s a wrestler
>‘oh wow he doesn’t look like much of a wrestler. He’s really small and looks like some homeless person they brought in from the street’

Daniel Bryan is unironically in my top 5 favourite wrestlers ever but when she told me this I was just sorta embarrassed. What the fuck are you supposed to say?
>well you see he’s got really good workrate
Seriously Bryan absolutely BTFO

ADRENALINE IN MY SOUL
BRYAN DANIELSON FELL DOWN A FUCKING HOLE
TRAPPED HIS LEG FOR ALL THE WORLD TO SEE
THE CROWD IS HERE LAUGHING HARD
CHANTING "YOU'RE A STUCK RETARD"
LIGHTS GO OUT BUT BRYAN'S STILL STUCK ALONE
WHOAAA OHHHHHHHHHH

why would it be a work? Seems like a bit of a waste of time, no? Sitting there for ages trying to get a mans leg out of a gap in a ramp.

>be one of the top guys in WWE, multiple-time world champion, Wrestlemania main eventer and indy darling
>gets signed by Tony Khan
>debuts as an afterthought, immediately overshadowed by a bigger name signing
>gets jobbed out on free TV to the glorified midcarder world champion
>put into the roster's 100th stable alongside an established star, overshadowed yet again
>no longer a star, now just another name on the roster
>best he can hope for is a run with the trios titles
>gets a crippling injury fighting 2 jobbers on a show nobody watches
Hate to agree with Cryan poster but is this the faggot bitch moment of the year?

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Anonymous Mon 30 May 2022 19:25:27 No.5848497 Report

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>>5848485

I know Punk has gotten some flak for the lack of impact he's had on ratings aside from his first few weeks, but I think Bryan has been even more disappointing. I've gone through his quarter hours since he's debuted and here's what I found:

Dec 8: Bryan vs John Silver. Quarter 8. 814k viewers (2nd lowest of night - high of night was 980k).
Dec 1: Bryan vs Alan Angels. Quarter 1. 812K viewers (lowest of night - high of night was 896k).
Nov 24: Bryan vs Colt Cabana. Quarter 6. 881k viewers (3rd lowest of night - high of night was 968k).
Nov 17: Bryan vs Evil Uno. Quarter 2. 960k viewers (2nd lowest of the night - high of night was 1.049M)
Nov 10: Bryan vs Rocky Romero. Quarter 1. 906k viewers (3rd lowest of night - high of night was 974k).
Nov 3: Was on commentary for main event of Orange Cassidy vs Miro Q8. 828k viewers (lowest of night - high of night was 915k).
Oct 27: N/A (30 second promo with Eddie)
Oct 23: Bryan vs Dustin Rhodes. Quarter 1. 635k viewers (highest of night).
Oct 16: Bryan vs Bobby Fish. Quarter 8. 714k viewers (3rd lowest of night - highest of night was 798k).
Oct 6: The Elite vs Bryan/Christian/JE. Q1. 1.077M viewers (3rd highest viewership of night - high of night 1.118M).
Sep 29: Interrupted Elite promo. Q2. 1.223M viewers (high of night).
Sep 22: AEW GrandSlam match against Omega. Q1-3 (average of 1.3M viewers so high of night)
Sep 15: N/A (Couldn't find quarter hours)
Sep 8: Debut promo segment against Omega. Q7. 1.453M viewers (highest of night).

He had a nice impact at the start of his run with the Elite, but since then his quarters have embarrassing relative to his supposed star power. The main problem I see is that he's wrestling people beneath him, but even if Bryan was wrestling jobbers shouldn't we expect his supposed star power to rub off more than it currently is? I didn't include his Rampage quarter ratings, but I'm taking a look at them right now and they've been quite disappointing too.

It's time to start a dialogue.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 May 2022 19:26:30 No.5848508 Report

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Why does Honky Tonk Man tell such easily disprovable lies?

If you're being especially generous (including events where the world title went on before the interval, and Honky wrestled in the final match), he main evented MSG 6 times. One of those was a sell-out.

HTM "main-evented" during the peak of the wrestling boom, and sold out once. Nash main-evented during the nadir, and sold out twice. Nash wins again.

March 1996. WWF house show in New York, NY at Madison Square Garden headlined by Diesel/Michaels vs. Bret/Undertaker, drew 17,000 (14,824 paid) paying $299,596, which was the first sellout at MSG for a non-PPV since 1989, & also set an all-time record domestic house show gate.

May 1996. WWF house show in New York, NY at Madison Square Garden headlined by Diesel vs. Shawn Michaels, drew 18,800 (16,564 paid) paying $319,411, which was the first time in 11 years that WWF had two straight MSG sellouts, & the first indoor non-PPV house in WWF history to top $300,000.

Here's what Meltzer wrote.

"9/29 MSG show, 3,917 fans paid $146,437. The strange part is it comes just a few months after the WWF set consecutive gate records for non-PPV shows at MSG with legitimate overflow sellouts of the building scaled for 16,227 for pro wrestling on 3/17 (17,000 fans; 14,824 paid; $299,596; Diesel & Michaels vs. Bret Hart & Undertaker main event) and 5/19 (18,800 fans; 16,564 paid; $319,411; Diesel vs. Michaels cage match main event). The two shows were the first non-PPV events to legitimately sellout MSG since 1989."

The best Bryan Danielson could do was 12,000 fans in 2015 in tag team with Reigns against Rollins/Kane. And even then Hogan was main draw as it was Hogan appreciation night.

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Anonymous Mon 30 May 2022 19:27:32 No.5848525 Report

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Why the Miz is better than Daniel Bryan
>isn't 5'8
>has his own tv show
>has his own talk show
>accomplished more in wrestling in less time than Cryan
>Maryse is hotter than Brie
>has a bigger bank account than Cryan
>actually represents the company in the media
>double grand slam champion
>doesn't have a concussed jelly brain
>has more charisma than Cryan
>does better promos than Cryan
>has longer legs so that kickpads look nicer on him while Cryans have short stubby manlet legs
>drew higher ratings as wwe champion than Cryan in their 1st reign
>Miz dad is actually funny, Cryan doesn't have one
>shoot worked Cryan into a cry on Talking Smack
>wasn't raped in 2010
>main evented WrestleMania with two of the four Mt Rushmore of all wrestling Rock and Cena while Cryan was given a pity main event with two busts
>when Cryan first retired, he cried on national tv and broke down in tears shaming the image of wrestlers as tough guys
>when Miz retires, he will end his career on his own terms in smiles with no regret
>be daniel bryan
>be inactive but get all snarky and condescending towards other wrestlers
>call Miz a coward in front of his wife while cosplaying as some outback tourist guide
>starts to gloat about muh indies and how Miz's style is soft
>promptly then begins to get BTFO by Miz
>gets told if he really cares why doesn't he try to wrestle again
>"i-i-if they would l-let me come back"
>gets told then to fuck off, quit, and go join the indies with all his bingo hall friends if he really means that
>continues to expose Bryan as a fraud
>Bryan then just begins to cry and run away
>Miz then completely hijacks show and begins to BTFO of other indie shitters like in the tag team division
>camera man begins to shake and completely becomes submissive to Miz as he tells him to shoot at him at this angle
>delivers blistering promo ala coked up and 80's wrestler
I will always love Miz for this

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Anonymous Mon 30 May 2022 19:28:25 No.5848534 Report

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>>5848465
I agree.
18006564673

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Anonymous Mon 30 May 2022 19:28:34 No.5848537 Report

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>>5848497
Agreed. Why do all his moves and strikes look like they dont even hurt? isnt the point of wrestling to look real and believable? I can only suspend disbelief so much. Bryan Danielson was also raped by a gay black gentleman.

"Here's the thing, Daniel. I've seen guys like you come and go a million times. Guys like Jericho, Edge, Rob Van Dam. All guys that are very talented, don't get me wrong. Top guys! Very popular! But not 'the one.' Never were they 'the one.' And maybe nobody wants to say this, but it needs to be said: It's a fact. If any of those guys had been the face of the WWE back in the day, we'd all be working for Ted Turner right now. You think you're playing in the big leagues, kid? You have no idea. You step inside that Hell in a Cell and I have a feeling you're gonna prove to the world that you're a B+ player."

After that, when Bryan challenged Triple H, he responded by saying he's a "A+ player" and "a star" that only faces guys at his level like The Undertaker, The Rock or Brock Lesnar.

Why did Daniel Bryan's WWE retirement lose over half a million viewers?

02.08.16 RAW viewership: 1st Hour: 3.907 million, 2nd hour: 3.905 million, 3rd Hour ft. Daniel Bryan's retirement: 3.368 million (lost 537,000 viewers).

Former WWE writer Kevin Eck stated on PWTorch Livecast (May 5, 2016); "Daniel Bryan wasn't setting world of fire, when it came to ratings in certain segments, live attendance, same thing with CM Punk, the numbers just weren't there to support that he was over to the level that certain fans thought he was."

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Anonymous Mon 30 May 2022 19:31:30 No.5848565 Report

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wolfie off the rails today kek

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