NOW OL STONE COLD FOUND OUT THAT RAKEEM LEFT HIS CRACKA SHACK UNLOCKED SO HE ENJOYED HIS LIMITED TIME IN THE OUTDOORS BY LOOKING FOR OTHER BROWN BANTU BOYS THAT WEREN'T CURRENTLY IN BED WITH HIS WIFE. AS RONTELL ONLY ALLOWED HIM TO DRINK THAT LACROIX PISS DOWN HIS GULLET, HE WAS HAPPY TO COME UPON AN ICE COLD STEVE WEISER DRAPED UPON A BENCH AND DRAINED IT IN A SECOND. TELL YA WHAT, THAT SHIT WUDN'T NO STEVE WEISER BUT CANNED FUCKING SCHIZOID MEDICATION.
ALL THE HUTU HUNKS AND SCHLONG PACKING NAIROBI BUSH-PECKERS WUDN'T REAL.
>WHATMY FUCKING WHORE OF A WIFE LEFT ME YEARS AGO WHEN SHE FOUND OUT THAT I WAS WEARING HER PURPLE CROP TOP AND CUT OFF HOTPANTS THAT WERE 5 SIZES TOO SMALL
>WHATSTROKING MY HALF ERECT PUNY RATTLESHRIMP IN THE MIRROR, LETTING OFF GRUNTS LIKE A HOG IN HEAT
>WHATSPENDING MY DAYS BROWSING
EXPOSEDFAGGOTS.COMKEEPIN' MY PROFILE AS CRISP AS MY MANICURED FRENCH NAILS
>WHATHOPING ONE DAY A KNIGHT IN SHINING OBSIDIAN ARMOR AND A TANZANIA TRUNK OF A BLACK MAMBA COMES TO MY FEMININE AIDE
>WHATKEEP TALKING TO MYSELF AS IF I WERE THAT FINE MUSCLED STUD FROM THE ZAMBIAN STEPPES
>WHATREALIZING I'M JUST A LONELY MAN THAT IS LIVING IN A NIGHTMARE OF MY OWN MAKING
>WHATKEVIN NASH IGNORES MY TEXTS ON WHERE TO FIND SOME DEXTROUS DETROIT DICK-JUGGLERS TO GIVE ME THE RUNDOWN.
>WHATWELL WHAT OL STONE COLD IS SAYING IS IF YOU KNOW SOME REAL BLACKS, MY ASS ALSO TAKES FOOD STAMPS, GIVE ME A HELL YEAH!
*REALITY SHATTERS*
