>be a jobless neet
>live off disability checks and your mother and fathers wage checks
>sit in your room all day becoming a fat fuck
>have zero friends
>haven't talked to a woman since high school
>even then you were seen as the sad creepy quiet kid
>haven't talked to another human being since high school
>hasn't been out in public in months
>have never had a girlfriend
>have never kissed a girl
>have never held a girls hand
>have never had sex
>you refuse to get a job no matter how many times your father and mother beg you to and they're too chickenshit to actually kick you out of the house
>spend every waking hour of your day trolling other people on an anonymous message board and ruining their threads because it makes you feel empowered for the first time in your pathetic life
I can't imagine living as sad of an existence as Mandy/Bliss/Sashaschizo.