>>5899199My mum just BURIED Daniel Bryan
>be me>my mum starts telling me how she’s been watching a show with wrestlers in it called Total Bellas >says John Cena is buff>asks me who Bryan is supposed to be>I tell her he’s a wrestler>‘oh wow he doesn’t look like much of a wrestler. He’s really small and looks like some homeless person they brought in from the street’Daniel Bryan is unironically in my top 5 favourite wrestlers ever but when she told me this I was just sorta embarrassed. What the fuck are you supposed to say?
>well you see he’s got really good workrateSeriously Bryan absolutely BTFO
ADRENALINE IN MY SOUL
BRYAN DANIELSON FELL DOWN A FUCKING HOLE
TRAPPED HIS LEG FOR ALL THE WORLD TO SEE
THE CROWD IS HERE LAUGHING HARD
CHANTING "YOU'RE A STUCK RAPED RETARD"
LIGHTS GO OUT BUT BRYAN'S STILL STUCK ALONE
WHOAAA OHHHHHHHHHH
why would it be a work? Seems like a bit of a waste of time, no? Sitting there for ages trying to get a mans leg out of a gap in a ramp.
>be one of the top guys in WWE, multiple-time world champion, Wrestlemania main eventer and indy darling>gets signed by Tony Khan>debuts as an afterthought, immediately overshadowed by a bigger name signing>gets jobbed out on free TV to the glorified midcarder world champion>put into the roster's 100th stable alongside an established star, overshadowed yet again>no longer a star, now just another name on the roster>best he can hope for is a run with the trios titles>gets a crippling injury fighting 2 jobbers on a show nobody watchesHate to agree with Cryan poster but is this the faggot bitch moment of the year?
