When I was a young mark
Muh daddeh took me to New York City
To see a wrestling match
He said "Son when you grow up
Would you be the savior of black women, the E-drones, and McMahon?"
He said "Will you defeat them
In demos, and all the Khan believers
The plants that they have paid?
Because one day, I'll leave you a kingdom
To lead them through the summer
To join the tranny raid

Sometimes I get the feelin'
He's watchin' over me
And harder times I feel like I should know
And through it all, the flips and falls
The bodies in the rings
And now you're gone, I want you just to know
I'll carry you
And though you're fed is pozzed, believe me
Our family will carry you

We'll carry you
And in my heart, I can't contain it
This theme song won't explain it

A work that seems so real and
Will decimate your dreams
My gimmick and black wife will work you all
So gold and black, I can't look back
That Stardust was a queer
Get pyro to the stage to scare my dog

To carry you, I'll carry you
And though fed is pozzed, believe me
Our family will carry you

I'll carry you
And though you're woken and defeated
Your weary winding matches

On and on, we carny through the years
Oh, ah, ha
Disappointed faces of the queers
Oh, ah, ha
Take a look at me, 'cause I'm CODY FUCKING RHHOOOODES

Do the job, you'll never beat me
Because the E will not betray my heart
Go and try, you'll never tap me
I want it all, I wanna work this mark

I won't complain or say I'm jobbing
I'm a Nightmare, I'm gonna show my art
Give a cheer for all the workers
In Vince's ear, because it's who we are

More than a man, I am a hero
Just a boy who had to wed this nog
More than a man, I am a hero
DYE MY HAIR

I'll carry you