I know he's an atheist, but ya gotta imagine Punk is praying to God right now:
>"Hey big man, it's me Philip. I know it's been awhile, but I just wanted to let you know I am thankful for your trials: marry a small Indian transgender woman, willingly let blacks beat my ass in UFC as reparations, and now taking my foot just as I become champion. I've learned so much. And the "no million?" daily posts are a great way to stay humble, so thanks for that. Fans sure thought we'd achieve our goal this week, but they will learn not to put their trust in that false prophet Tony Kahn. Anyway, I'm about to kill myself and was hoping this prayer would get me out of Hell. Whatya say, Big Guy, throw one of your wayward sons a bone?"
Fucking piece of shit is begging for his immortal soul right now after promoting the killing of babies on a mudshow audience of libcucks. Was it worth the cheers from feminist dykes, you faggot? Punk is gonna burn in Hell and I hope Teddy Hart is there to beat his ass in death as he did in real life.
