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>leave pro wrestling for seven years
>proceed to embarrass yourself for said seven years and expose yourself as a shoot bitch
>coked up dog wanking ROH mark offers you a big money contract to come back and "redeem yourself"
>the time comes for that redemption with a title shot at a major PPV, proceed to win it and bury an entire two years worth of story and build
>get injured not even a week into your reign and need surgery
>you are now a laughing stock once again
Either the universe loves us or the universe fucking loathes Phil.
>proceed to embarrass yourself for said seven years and expose yourself as a shoot bitch
>coked up dog wanking ROH mark offers you a big money contract to come back and "redeem yourself"
>the time comes for that redemption with a title shot at a major PPV, proceed to win it and bury an entire two years worth of story and build
>get injured not even a week into your reign and need surgery
>you are now a laughing stock once again
Either the universe loves us or the universe fucking loathes Phil.
