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>Gets booked basically perfectly on his first 3 months (Yes, it's always against Seth, but he always beat him)
>Before WWE can get tired of him and start booking him like shit or slowly turning him into a bland guy that is like all the others, he gets a torn pec
>Decides to unleash his full carny powers with fellow carny Vince
>Has one of the craziest moments in the history of the WWE that will 100% be something that never gets forgotten and follows him until he retires
>Is guaranteed to be white hot when he returns around a year from now
>Basically impossible for even the WWE to fuck him up now
God damn. He bet over half his chips and just rolled a Yahtzee.
