>>5960694CM Punk broke his "perianal vagorus" also known as the pussy bone.
Don't worry though, he wasn't getting a Millie with the world title anyway.
You know what, I'm sick of making excuses for AEW! Broken pussy or not, Phil should have been out there, wrestling for the fans! I sprained my ankle, high sprain, popped a pain pill, downed some Steveweisers and proceeded to go hunting for pheasants for 8 hours.