When I was, a young boy
My Father, took me into the city
To see a wrestling match
He said, "Son when, you grow up
You'll rea-lize that this shit is faggy
and for fat gay retards."
He said "Will you, defeat them,
The AEWtists, and all the seething trannies.
Their flips and thigh slapping."
"Because one day, I'll leave you, a phantom.
To lead you against trannies.
To kill the Fat Parade."

WHEN I WAS
A YOUNG BOY
MY FATHER
TOOK ME INTO THE CITY
TO SEE A WRESTLING MATCH

HE SAID "SON WHEN, YOU GROW UP.
YOU'LL REA-LIZE THAT THIS SHIT IS FAGGY.
AND FOR FAT GAY RETARDS."

Sometimes I get the feelin'
Vince, watchin' over me.
And other times I feel like I should go.
And through it all the rise and fall
of Tony's viewership
The milly's gone, we want you all to know.

YOU WILL NOT DRAW, YOU WILL DRAW PASS
AND THOUGH YOU NECKED YOURSELF, BELIEVE ME
YOUR FLIPPY DWARFS, THEY
WILL NOT DRAW
AND THE E-CHADS CAN'T EXPLAIN IT
YOUR PANTS ARE MADE FOR STAININ'

A show that sends you reelin'
From cringey comedy
Your superkicks and flips will fail to draw
So call it Dark and put it on
Your gay Youtube Channel
Dilating to the end, your show's a bore

YOU WILL NOT DRAW
YOU WILL NOT DRAW
AND THOUGH YOU NECKED YOURSELF BELIEVE ME
YOUR FLIPPY DWARFS THEY,
WILL NOT DRAW
AND THOUGH YOU'RE BROKEN AND DEFEATED
YOUR YOUTUBE SHOW MARCHES

On and on, you continue to push queers
Disappointed faces of your peers
Take a look at them, 'cause they can not watch at all

DO OR DIE, YOU'LL NEVER DRAW A
FUCKING MILLY, YOU BROKE YOUR FATHER'S HEART
YOU DON'T PASS, YOU'LL NEVER BREAK A
MILLION, YOU WOUND HOLE SMELLS LIKE FARTS

PLEASE DON'T EXPLAIN, YOUR GAY HEADCANON
I'M UNASHAMED, NOT GONNA WATCH YOUR SHOW
GIVE A CHEER, FOR ALL THE VIEWERS
WHO DROPPED YOUR SHOW, BECAUSE IT FUCKING SUCKED

YOU'RE STILL A MAN, YOU'RE NOT A WOMAN
JUST A MAN, IN A LACEY THONG
JUST A MAN, NOT A WOMAN
I
WON'T
WATCH

YOU WILL NOT DRAW
YOU WILL NOT DRAW
AND THOUGH YOU CANNOT DRAW A MILLION
YOUR GAY YOUTUBE SHOW MARCHES ON