>>6011627Sorry OP, but that's your fault for being a fucking mark (which according to prowrestling media is exact same as calling them nigger). Maybe this will cheer you up...
In college, me and my boys always fucked this one chick, she was just down. Her best friend was still a virgin, so I wasted my time trying to work her. We hooked up later in life, but after she had sex with someone, fucking slut.
Anyways, the floor bicycle got pregnant and decided to keep it, instead of DNA tests or Maury, our one buddy "Skippy" stepped up and signed on to be the dad. He actually loved the girl, which was sad, but I can see why, I heard she gave mean skull.
>tldr- Skippy's kid is now 13, over 6ft tall already, and Skippy is 5'5" - u do the math 
