SO YOU SEE THE LINES UPON THE ROAD (SO YOU SEE THE LINES UPON THE ROAD)
YOU'RE WAY IN OVER YOUR HEAD
YOU SHOULD'VE CALLED AN UBER INSTEAD

COPS HAVE COME, I SLUR MY WORDS
GOT PULLED OUT MANY TIMES BEFORE
WHAT DID I THINK? I TOOK ANOTHER DRINK
COPS HAVE COME, I SLUR MY WORDS
HAVE TO NO SHOW FORBIDDEN DOOR
SHOULD'VE GOT A LYFT, IN THIS CRUISER I WILL SIT

It's a paradox
A mystery, a riddle
Gotta walk this straight line and tell them my ABCs
Don't understand, the questions they ask me
I wonder if Tony will be mad at me

SO YOU SEE THE LINES UPON THE ROAD (SO YOU SEE THE LINES UPON THE ROAD)
I'M FEELING SO CRAMPED IN THIS BACK SEAT
THAT'S WHAT I GET FOR SWERVING ON THE STREET

COPS HAVE COME, I SLUR MY WORDS
GOT PULLED OUT MANY TIMES BEFORE
WHAT DID I THINK? I TOOK ANOTHER DRINK
COPS HAVE COME, I SLUR MY WORDS
HAVE TO NO SHOW FORBIDDEN DOOR
SHOULD'VE GOT A LYFT, IN THIS CRUISER I WILL SIT

NEVER GRAB THE WHEEL WHEN YOU JUST GOT DONE HURLING
NEVER HIT THE BAR WHEN YOU'RE NOT OUT WITH MATT
NEVER WASTE YOUR WORDS WHEN YOU CAN'T MAINTAIN YOUR BALANCE
NEVER TAKE A DRINK WITHOUT A DESIGNATED (DRIVER)

COPS HAVE COME, I SLUR MY WORDS
GOT PULLED OUT MANY TIMES BEFORE
WHAT DID I THINK? I TOOK ANOTHER DRINK
COPS HAVE COME, I SLUR MY WORDS
HAVE TO NO SHOW FORBIDDEN DOOR
SHOULD'VE GOT A LYFT, IN THIS CRUISER I WILL SIT
(Repeat until fade out)