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Anonymous Mon 13 Jun 2022 20:26:00 No.6027288 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>6027302 >>6027306 >>6027317 >>6027336 >>6027423 >>6028080 >>6028096 >>6028145 >>6029859

This is his 3rd DUI, a mandatory felony.
Will he get Nash'd in prison?

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Anonymous Mon 13 Jun 2022 20:27:41 No.6027302 Report

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>>6027288
already a thread use the catalog

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Anonymous Mon 13 Jun 2022 20:27:45 No.6027306 Report

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>>6027288
>Nash gave special training to Hardy for the sweltering cell of '22

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Anonymous Mon 13 Jun 2022 20:28:48 No.6027316 Report

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>>6027302
>Major event in wrestling
>Multiple threads
There is a filter if you don't like it, duplicate threads are not against the rules faggot

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Anonymous Mon 13 Jun 2022 20:28:49 No.6027317 Report

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>>6027288
he will nash others

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Anonymous Mon 13 Jun 2022 20:28:55 No.6027319 Report

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>>6027302
Don’t tell me what to do bitch

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Anonymous Mon 13 Jun 2022 20:30:24 No.6027336 Report

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>>6027288
KWAAB

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Anonymous Mon 13 Jun 2022 20:37:39 No.6027395 Report

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>>6027319
I just did you baby, what are you going to do about it?

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Anonymous Mon 13 Jun 2022 20:39:36 No.6027423 Report

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>>6027288
No way people will know him and probably be fans. If anything he will be fucking prison bitches

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Anonymous Mon 13 Jun 2022 21:50:18 No.6028043 Report

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>>6027302
Niggerboy is on here all day. Sad. Anyways its 5k fine and/or up to 5 years. Jeff will get a fine and community service cause famous.

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Anonymous Mon 13 Jun 2022 21:54:07 No.6028080 Report

Quoted By: >>6028135

>>6027288
>a mandatory felony.
non american. is this true and if yes what does it mean?

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Anonymous Mon 13 Jun 2022 21:55:45 No.6028094 Report

Quoted By: >>6028131

>>6027302
He was going for the 92. A gallant attempt.

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Anonymous Mon 13 Jun 2022 21:55:48 No.6028096 Report

Quoted By: >>6028114

>>6027288
what happened to Nash? He's never been in prison, unless you mean make millions of dollars for doing not much, or starting a podcast? I doubt he can do those things behind bars.

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Anonymous Mon 13 Jun 2022 21:57:26 No.6028114 Report

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>>6028096

https://vocaroo.com/15CbyRsmEtk7

Raped. Fucking. Faggot.

That's Bryan Danielson.

A faggot.

A gay..fucking..faggot..WITH AIDS!!!

Gaped, raped, fudgepacked and sissied...

CRYAN

Nothing About'im Screams Heterosexual

>ARRRRRRRRRRGH NO, DARREN PLEASE, NOT THERE, WE'RE ON LIVE TELEVISION, DON'T RAPE ME, I'M A TECHNICAL WRESTLER, DON'T MOUNT AND PENETRATE ME ANALLY IN FRONT OF AN AUDIENCE, PLEASE DARREN, NO I'M BEING RAPED, HELP ME, HEEEEEEEEEELP

Thoughts on professional wrestler Bryan R. Daneislon crying "like a bitch" because he can't fake wrestle anymore?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdnimRqE_Hg

Black don't crack and Bryan took too much black in his crack when he met Darren on the fateful day

Bryan Danielson getting raped in his faggot ass wait a minute that also didn't happen...because it was CONSENSUAL, KEK WHAT A FAGGOT ASS BITCH

AEW wrestler Bryan Danielson done got raped in his cryan shithole in 2010.... Oh lordy loo!

Crying Yes Manlet Bryan Danielson (faggot) can't stop jerking off while fantasizing about 2010 gay black men in a circle around him jizzing on his gay face and smacking their redwoods on his high cheekbones like the fucking raped manlet queer he is

[Verse 1]
I know I was built for this, I don’t quit
Nobody can handle it, no one gonna take that risk
I’m all in

[Chorus]
Yeah, I was born to be raped, raped, raped
Yeah, I was born to be raped, raped, raped

[Verse 2]
You can take me down, knock me out
Turn around and it’s lights out
Nothing’s gonna stop you now, I’ve got no doubt

[Chorus]
Yeah, I was born to be raped, raped, raped
Yeah, I was born to be raped, raped, raped
Yeah, I was born to be raped, raped, raped
Yeah Bryan R. Danielson, was born to be raped

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Anonymous Mon 13 Jun 2022 21:58:31 No.6028131 Report

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>>6028094
Bryan Danielson is a great wrestler, but his look is bland and isn't a believable main eventer. His charisma is pretty much non-existent, dude has no character expect I wrestle good. Still belongs in the Indy scene in my opinion. I liked his 2012 - 2014 run, but the best bit of that was his stuff he did with Kane. 6 out of 10 Wrestler, 3 out of 10 Look, 2 out of 10 Promo.

Story's about to break, per Meltz, Danielson in late stage rectal collapse. The three surgeries didn't properly graft in and he's using toiletries every half hour to stop the bleeding.

Pray for Bryan!

Daniel Bryan was raped by a gay black gentleman

Brie Bella, Danielson's wife, commented, "Is this something I should bring to the bedroom, chopping you?"

Danielson replied, "No, no, no. There are people who are super into that and I don't want to take anything away from them, that's other people's thing. I experience enough pain in my regular life that I do not want it in the bedroom."

Danielson also noted that he's not aggressive in the bedroom.

https://www.fightful.com/wrestling/bryan-danielson-explains-why-he-likes-being-chopped-ring-not-bedroom

>not wanting to be roughed up and roughing up your wife during sex
This is the true flaw of leftist betamale Bryan Danielson

I can’t stop imagining Bryan Danielson stripping off and squeezing a steamy, dreamy log out of his beautiful anus. Just the thought of the smell as he crouches over me, spreading his small, round milk bottle skin ass cheeks with both hands, while his hairy little asshole widens as his tummy chocolate oozes out of him is too much. The dichotomy of a God so perfect doing something so nasty is beyond arousing. I just need the taste of his logs in my mouth

An incident on NXT in 2010 with a gay black gentleman lead to Bryan suffering a ruptured rectum and he was unable to have a number two on the loo without bleeding for years afterwards.

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Anonymous Mon 13 Jun 2022 21:58:42 No.6028135 Report

Quoted By: >>6028203

>>6028080
It's the three strikes law. It's meant to punish repeat offenders. This was his third time getting arrested for DUI which is usually a misdemeanor but since he's been busted for it so many times it's upped to a felony charge.

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Anonymous Mon 13 Jun 2022 21:59:39 No.6028145 Report

Quoted By: >>6028175 >>6028397

>>6027288
My mum just BURIED Daniel Bryan
>be me
>my mum starts telling me how she’s been watching a show with wrestlers in it called Total Bellas
>says John Cena is buff
>asks me who Bryan is supposed to be
>I tell her he’s a wrestler
>‘oh wow he doesn’t look like much of a wrestler. He’s really small and looks like some homeless person they brought in from the street’

Daniel Bryan is unironically in my top 5 favourite wrestlers ever but when she told me this I was just sorta embarrassed. What the fuck are you supposed to say?
>well you see he’s got really good workrate
Seriously Bryan absolutely BTFO

ADRENALINE IN MY SOUL
BRYAN DANIELSON FELL DOWN A FUCKING HOLE
TRAPPED HIS LEG FOR ALL THE WORLD TO SEE
THE CROWD IS HERE LAUGHING HARD
CHANTING "YOU'RE A STUCK RAPED RETARD"
LIGHTS GO OUT BUT BRYAN'S STILL STUCK ALONE
WHOAAA OHHHHHHHHHH

why would it be a work? Seems like a bit of a waste of time, no? Sitting there for ages trying to get a mans leg out of a gap in a ramp.

>be one of the top guys in WWE, multiple-time world champion, Wrestlemania main eventer and indy darling
>gets signed by Tony Khan
>debuts as an afterthought, immediately overshadowed by a bigger name signing
>gets jobbed out on free TV to the glorified midcarder world champion
>put into the roster's 100th stable alongside an established star, overshadowed yet again
>no longer a star, now just another name on the roster
>best he can hope for is a run with the trios titles
>gets a crippling injury fighting 2 jobbers on a show nobody watches
Hate to agree with Cryan poster but is this the faggot bitch moment of the year?

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Anonymous Mon 13 Jun 2022 22:02:17 No.6028175 Report

Quoted By: >>6028184 >>6028397

>>6028145

So, just now, I was able to close my eyes and feel that, like literally feel it in a way that I’ve never gotten to feel it before because when we’re here, we always have to keep our eyes open. But just that experience, literally I’m never going to forget it. But now – but now it is time for me to address the giant BBC in the room. I know, I know – I didn’t want to shave my anus either. But the thing is, is that I wanted to look my best, for Darren. I looked really silly with those giant pubes. And this is just my one cheap plug is that I cut my hair for an organization called ‘Blacks for Cracks.’ And one of the nice things about them is that they make wigs for Men who have been bummed. But now to some less fun stuff,
Trust me, I don’t want to be doing this anymore than you guys want me to be doing this, but the truth is I’ve been bottoming since I was eighteen years old. And within the first five months of my pornographic career, I’d already had three prolapses. And, uh, for years after that, I would get a prolapse here and there, or here or there, and it gets to the point that when you’ve been getting blacked for sixteen years, that adds up to a lot of prolapses. And it gets to a point where they tell you that you can’t get bummed anymore. And for a long time I fought that because I had gotten diapers and panty padding and used a plug and all of them said this: that I was fine and that I could come back and I could get bummed. I trained like I could come back and I could get bummed. I was ready at a moment’s notice if BlackedRaw needed me, I wanted to come back and get bummed because this – I have loved this in a way I have never loved anything else.
But, a week and a half ago, I took a test that said that maybe my brain isn’t as ok as I thought it was. And, I have Darren to think about, so..
It is with a heavy heart and the utmost sadness that I officially announce my retirement from BlackedRAW

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Anonymous Mon 13 Jun 2022 22:03:20 No.6028184 Report

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>>6028175
I start a Blair Witch style rape of Bryan Danielson angle immediately. Have it set up like True Detective season 1 where Johnny Gargano is an investigator looking for the truth behind Bryan's rectal wreckage. Bryan has flashbacks (black and white, like he's have a seizure) and flash forward to current Bryan, a PTSD riddle mess that has lost total bowel control and shits in a bag. As Gargano investigates, they will interview gay balck wrestlers (Nyla Rose, Sonny Kiss, Anthony Bowes) and get to the bottom of what happened in the musky summer of 2010. The feud culminates at Forbidden Door (symbolising Bryan's backdoor) where Bryan's assaulter reveals himself to be Darren Young.

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Anonymous Mon 13 Jun 2022 22:04:31 No.6028203 Report

Quoted By: >>6028253

>>6028135
thank you for the explanation. whats special about a felony charge?

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Anonymous Mon 13 Jun 2022 22:06:48 No.6028228 Report

Quoted By: >>6028236 >>6028397

Why the Miz is better than Daniel Bryan
>isn't 5'8
>has his own tv show
>has his own talk show
>accomplished more in wrestling in less time than Cryan
>Maryse is hotter than Brie
>has a bigger bank account than Cryan
>actually represents the company in the media
>double grand slam champion
>doesn't have a concussed jelly brain
>has more charisma than Cryan
>does better promos than Cryan
>has longer legs so that kickpads look nicer on him while Cryans have short stubby manlet legs
>drew higher ratings as wwe champion than Cryan in their 1st reign
>Miz dad is actually funny, Cryan doesn't have one
>shoot worked Cryan into a cry on Talking Smack
>wasn't raped in 2010
>main evented WrestleMania with two of the four Mt Rushmore of all wrestling Rock and Cena while Cryan was given a pity main event with two busts
>when Cryan first retired, he cried on national tv and broke down in tears shaming the image of wrestlers as tough guys
>when Miz retires, he will end his career on his own terms in smiles with no regret
>be daniel bryan
>be inactive but get all snarky and condescending towards other wrestlers
>call Miz a coward in front of his wife while cosplaying as some outback tourist guide
>starts to gloat about muh indies and how Miz's style is soft
>promptly then begins to get BTFO by Miz
>gets told if he really cares why doesn't he try to wrestle again
>"i-i-if they would l-let me come back"
>gets told then to fuck off, quit, and go join the indies with all his bingo hall friends if he really means that
>continues to expose Bryan as a fraud
>Bryan then just begins to cry and run away
>Miz then completely hijacks show and begins to BTFO of other indie shitters like in the tag team division
>camera man begins to shake and completely becomes submissive to Miz as he tells him to shoot at him at this angle
>delivers blistering promo ala coked up and 80's wrestler
I will always love Miz for this

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Anonymous Mon 13 Jun 2022 22:08:01 No.6028236 Report

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>>6028228
>dork
>liberal (not even a based leftist chad)
>manlet
>fake tough guy
>married a mutt
>vegan (LOVES cum)
>cuck
>anally BLACK'd
>doesn't draw dimes
>doesn't move the needle
>leaves the only business that matters in our industry to wrestle in front of a tranny rodeo
kek what a failed career bitch
Do you think he cries when he gets Brie naked and sees the tattoo dedicated to another man above her vagina?

I can't be the only one that finds him and his fans to be detestable. He's overrated and over hyped by the tards on the Internet. He's stuck up, self centered, and just unlikable. And the only thing worse than Daniel Bryan are his fans. They are all terrible people. You can't even criticize him without some fat retards getting pissy and attacking you. I imagine that is how Bryan is in real life. Detestable just like his fans. I imagine that is how his daughter is going to be when She grows up. And that is all his fans BTW. I haven't met a DB fan that wasn't one dimensional and a douche bag.

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Anonymous Mon 13 Jun 2022 22:10:03 No.6028253 Report

Quoted By: >>6028274

>>6028203
A felony is a serious charge will land you at the least a big ass fine. There's like five different classes of felonies but they usually carry prison time too instead of just chilling with Bubba in county lockup for a couple weeks.

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Anonymous Mon 13 Jun 2022 22:11:55 No.6028274 Report

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>>6028253
thank you, heres a pic of maryse for answering my questions

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Anonymous Mon 13 Jun 2022 22:26:48 No.6028397 Report

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>>6028228
>>6028236
>>6028145
>>6028175
>>6028184
>>6028114
stop for a moment and look at yourself
this is what you have been doing all day every day for years, your "meme" has never catched on and never will because is just a childish "no u" version of an already forced meme and even if it did, is this really worth wasting your life over?
Is this what how you envisioned your future as a kid?Just spending all day on a mongolian horse archery forum repling to yourself as your only form of human interaction?
think of how ashamed your parents are of you
you are obviusly too far gone to get a job but atleast find some more engaging hobby for fucks sake this is sad to watch

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Anonymous Mon 13 Jun 2022 23:04:52 No.6028868 Report

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>>6027306
Nash only sips a little wine then swallows a gallon of Tyrone and the gangs spooge

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Anonymous Tue 14 Jun 2022 00:24:46 No.6029859 Report

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>>6027288
Im betting he hits 10 before all is said and done

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