>>6047266Salutations friend! It has to my attention that you have taken umbridge with my most robust physique. I an regretful to inform you of these facts; that first and foremost my form is not of your own concern. Second, that my ability as a performer and athlete does not reflect solely on my appearance, large and round as it may be. The audience at this sporting event expect me to lead by example, and pray-tell, how can a man who capitulates to others present himself as a leader? I am disinclined to trim down and make smaller my rather corpulent form. But know this friend, my hunger is limitless.
>Cartwheels away 
