>"STEPHANIE... I know I told you that you were going to take over as interim Chairman and CEO. But there's more to it than that pal. Ya see, I worked, sweat, and bled hard to get to where I am today and where this business is today. You think I'm just going to hand everything over to you? That's good shit!! you in the back... heh... come on out"
>*Shane McMahon's music starts playing*
>*crowd pops insanely loudly*
>Shane and Steph have an angry face-off in the middle of the ring while Vince smirks and laughs evily in the background
>Vince takes off his suit to reveal a ref outfit underneath
>"Okay ring the bel-"
>*TIME TO PLAY THE GAMEEEEEEE, MUAHAHAHA*
>Holy shit it's actually Trips in gear
>crowd collectively spontaneously combusts, the camera is literally vibrating
>Steph and Shane absolutely in shambles, disbelief, facial expressions running the entire gamut, crazy eyes, crying, what is this insanity, crowd is still shitting their pants with excitement
>Hunter goes giant-shnoz to smaller-shnoz to every single person in the ring individually, if looks could kill they'd be dead and buried already
>"Not so fast Vince... why do you think I hired that intern, introduced her to you, and then leaked this story in the first place..."
>High-pitched "ahhh oh my god!!" from Lawler on commentary
>crowd goes even more insane
>HHH smirks
>"ok, now it's really time to ring the bel-"
>*Linda McMahon's music hits*
>crowd goes nuclear, Steph/HHH/Shane/Vince all go nuclear rolling around in the ring in absolute conniptions, unsure what the fuck happened to cause this tear in the time/space continuum reality spectrum
>"not so fast Vince, ol' hubby ol "pal"... I thought it might be helpful to give you a little teaser for where you're going to be living for the next 10 years after the investigation concludes..."
>camera pans to the arena ceiling revealing a giant cage
>it slowly lowers as Vince is in tears and Trips, Steph, and Shane still don't know wtf is going on
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