>>6085041>We open in the arena as “No Chance In Hell” plays and Mr. McMahon makes his entrance nude and fully aroused. There are cheers, but some boos can also be heard.>McMahon gets a microphone and is introduced by the ring announcer to a good ovation while helicoptering his turgid erection.>He says it’s a privilege to stand before the WWE fans tonight while masturbating furiously. He says he’s here to remind everyone of the four words in the WWE signature that is shown before every WWE program: “Then. Then. Then. Oatmeal.” He says, “Where the hell am I?”, tosses the mic aside, and exits the ring, penis in hand.>We fade to black and get the full SmackDown intro.Honestly a once in a lifetime moment.
