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Anonymous Sat 18 Jun 2022 07:27:18 No.6089888 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>6089911 >>6090207 >>6090255 >>6090296 >>6090783 >>6091189 >>6094429 >>6094473 >>6094595 >>6095787 >>6096127

Will this filly get AEW its milly or will the mare leave its ratings bare?
Rhyming answers only please or Sasha dies in her sleep.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jun 2022 07:28:10 No.6089894 Report

Quoted By: >>6089903

My quip scored a trip. Will the bitch avoid the ditch?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jun 2022 07:29:39 No.6089903 Report

Quoted By:

>>6089894
I wonder if sashaschizo is feeling an itch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jun 2022 07:30:46 No.6089908 Report

Quoted By: >>6089923

This antidraw uppity horse bitch needs a trip to the glue factory

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jun 2022 07:31:08 No.6089911 Report

Quoted By:

>>6089888
>Rhyming answers only please or Sasha dies in her sleep.
Holy shit, nobody make a peep!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jun 2022 07:31:30 No.6089914 Report

Quoted By: >>6089923

Fuck rhymes. I hope this horse takes a trip to the glue factory

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jun 2022 07:31:46 No.6089915 Report

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when are you guys going to stop whining about sasha

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 18 Jun 2022 07:32:41 No.6089920 Report

Quoted By: >>6089925 >>6089934

Mercedes KV fka Sasha Banks doesn’t cause ratings to tank. She’s Hollywood bound, I love that sound. She’s a legit draw, you all got caught wearing your Mom’s bra.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jun 2022 07:33:00 No.6089923 Report

Quoted By:

>>6089908
>>6089914
She needs to take a trip to the glue factory and then Naomi needs to use the glue to make a macaroni art apology to Vince and all the producers

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jun 2022 07:33:26 No.6089925 Report

Quoted By:

>>6089920
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jun 2022 07:34:55 No.6089934 Report

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>>6089920
>mixing singulars and plurals
Bitch is gonna have a stroke lol

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Anonymous Sat 18 Jun 2022 07:38:24 No.6089962 Report

Quoted By: >>6089975 >>6090266 >>6093836

Hey, I did what was asked. I’m not the faggot you all tried claiming I was wearing a mask. I own you all, I always stand tall. My girl isn’t dying in her sleep, so why don’t you all go weep?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jun 2022 07:40:10 No.6089975 Report

Quoted By:

>>6089962
>asked
>mask
It's like you don't even care if she lives or dies.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 18 Jun 2022 07:43:57 No.6089989 Report

Quoted By: >>6089997

Yet I’m the only one who did what you all thought I wouldn’t be able to. You’re all like Goldberg, MJF, and Heyman…A Jew. Continue trying to bait me. You all reek like pee.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jun 2022 07:45:21 No.6089997 Report

Quoted By:

>>6089989
That's better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jun 2022 07:46:12 No.6090004 Report

Quoted By: >>6090019

Will she get ratings? My friend Im afraid not. Might as well this horse out back to be shot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jun 2022 07:48:36 No.6090019 Report

Quoted By: >>6090132

>>6090004
Now it is morning and I must stir
And shout my motto
>GOOD MORNING SIR!

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Anonymous Sat 18 Jun 2022 07:54:23 No.6090048 Report

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The saddest part about this thread? It proves the schizos not a bot, my dear friend Fred.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jun 2022 08:10:19 No.6090132 Report

Quoted By: >>6090152

>>6090019
Fuck you got me. I forgot the word take. Guess Im a pajeet now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jun 2022 08:13:45 No.6090152 Report

Quoted By:

>>6090132
Well I used morning twice in the same rhyme I just noticed so we'll call it even.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jun 2022 08:23:46 No.6090207 Report

Quoted By:

>>6089888

I could see her being the 1 to put the 1
In 35-1, beating Jade - now the streak is all done
She could also take the belt off Thunder Rosa
All Mercedes does is hit home runs like Sammy Sosa

As long as she isn't paired with Athena and Kris
Or get a pair of implants - she don't need any tits
Or need any ass...speakin' of that, she's got a round one
You talkin BAD BITCHES, you faggots ain't been around one

Guaranteed, milly or more...is gettin got in time
All we need: she's just gotta sign on the dotted line
I just wish this board was smarter and less smarky
Bunch of dipshit drug addict drunks like Jeff Hardy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jun 2022 08:34:25 No.6090255 Report

Quoted By: >>6090263 >>6090735

>>6089888
Who says she's signing with AEW?
You really want her to trouble em too?

Either way, even Banks won't get 'em a milly.
That ship sank a long time ago, really.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jun 2022 08:35:59 No.6090263 Report

Quoted By: >>6090270

>>6090255
>em
Ahem?
Why not say them?

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Anonymous Sat 18 Jun 2022 08:36:44 No.6090266 Report

Quoted By:

>>6089962
>I own you all
kwatb

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jun 2022 08:37:36 No.6090270 Report

Quoted By: >>6090290

>>6090263
Because I was making a rap verse and rappers don't say them

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jun 2022 08:41:51 No.6090290 Report

Quoted By: >>6090378

>>6090270
I'd retire from the rap game if I was you
Your rhymes are real weak and your breath smells like poo

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jun 2022 08:43:30 No.6090296 Report

Quoted By: >>6090735

>>6089888
She'll be paired with Britt, who couldn't draw flies to shit.
They'll leave Tony looking silly, failing to hit a milly.
Out of ideas, it's plain to see. All he's got is 'More ex-WWE'.
Another mouth to feed. Something something something Sneed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jun 2022 08:58:22 No.6090358 Report

Quoted By: >>6090735

Sasha reminds of a serial first-dater
See her once and never see her later
Interior crocodile alligator
I drive a chevrolet movie theater

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jun 2022 09:02:55 No.6090378 Report

Quoted By: >>6090403 >>6090735

>>6090290
Poo? That's 'cause I ain't brushed my teeth since last night.
When I ate out your mom's coochie coo and beat your dad in a fist fight.

Don't fuck with me, anonymous, I'm a hip hop hippopotamus, I'll slap you and make you lose consciousness, then imprison you in my basement and make your life even more monotonous

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jun 2022 09:10:17 No.6090403 Report

Quoted By: >>6090654 >>6090735

>>6090378
Who do you think you're fooling talking to me?
You ate a shit sandwich with a tall glass of pee
You don't know my dad and ain't fucked my mom
I don't even think you know how to cum
You've never been fucked cuz you have a small prick
But if you apologize now you can suck on my dick

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 18 Jun 2022 09:16:07 No.6090436 Report

Quoted By:

Blessed be this thread for it is based.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jun 2022 09:57:19 No.6090654 Report

Quoted By: >>6090721 >>6090735

>>6090403
Oh I know how to cum, alright
Just ask your mom, you little shite
Her and I made you, back in the summer of '92

DAS RITE, Nash wasn't the only one Kwabbed that night
But in her case the kwabber wasn't black, he was white

I filled her up with my thick creamy juice, she thoroughly enjoyed the abuse

I ditched the lil bitch and she married your dad
He's a complete cuck and I'm an absolute chad

You now know the whole truth, you little fag
But to this day your mom is still my cumrag

>*drops mic*
>WHO'S YOUR DADDY?
>*clap clap clapclapclap*
>WHO'S YOUR DADDY?
>*clap clap clapclapclap*
>*shits in the ring*
>*leaves*

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jun 2022 10:13:34 No.6090721 Report

Quoted By: >>6090735

>>6090654
You deny eating poo and post 92
But these are the tactics of a Bixenstan jew

I don't make up fictions about my sex life
Because I'm much much too busy pleasing your wife

You say you're so good at nutting you don't have a peer
But your wife hasn't cummed for four hundred years

I broke that bad streak and showed her what's what
And then she told me "now how bout my butt?!"

You shouldn't complain, because your ass is real famous.
You've got a stunt double credit as Nash's bruised anus.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jun 2022 10:16:54 No.6090735 Report

Quoted By: >>6090741 >>6090745 >>6091143

>>6090255
>>6090296
>>6090358
>>6090378
>>6090403
>>6090654
>>6090721
You suck. You make Caster look like Biggie by comparison

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jun 2022 10:17:51 No.6090741 Report

Quoted By: >>6090756

>>6090735
That doesn't rhyme

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jun 2022 10:18:54 No.6090745 Report

Quoted By:

>>6090735
Looks like we got a Jealous Janella.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jun 2022 10:21:48 No.6090756 Report

Quoted By: >>6090768

>>6090741
You suck, the absolute state. Cope and dilate

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jun 2022 10:25:02 No.6090768 Report

Quoted By: >>6090792

>>6090756
That's easily the worst one in the entire thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jun 2022 10:29:50 No.6090783 Report

Quoted By:

>>6089888
>still obsessed with an arbitrary number for your oily men in underwear tv drama

It ain't healthy being this obsessive.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jun 2022 10:31:15 No.6090792 Report

Quoted By: >>6090843 >>6092379

>>6090768
Yes, it's easy to make a shitty rap with buzzwords, which is this entire thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jun 2022 10:41:54 No.6090843 Report

Quoted By: >>6090878

>>6090792
Why you keep replying, you must be a bored ho
I'm SHEEEESHing on these niggas like I'm Parker Boudreaux
I got more buzzwords than a dictionary for bees
Got my BWC out while yo momma on her knees
But let's stay on topic, bring Sasha to the table
Took her ball and went home, Sasha in a stable
I make threads better, like child slave labourers in China
When it comes to pw rapping, you'll never find someone finer

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jun 2022 10:53:37 No.6090878 Report

Quoted By:

>>6090843
Zero flow like a menopausal ho

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 18 Jun 2022 11:07:04 No.6090931 Report

Quoted By: >>6092421 >>6093754

Dear Miss I’m-Too-Good-To-Fuck-Fans
Didn’t like my MS paint art of you and Alexa as trans?
I’ve been simping for six years, I don’t deserve it?
I know you saw my last shitposts, I got your twitter handle perfect
So this is the DM I’m sending, I hope you see me
I’m on a mare right now doing thirty at the Derby
Hey Sash, I just sniffed a key of K, dare me to neigh?
You know that book Black Beauty
About that horse who got abused until that bitch took him to a farm in the country?
That’s kinda how it is, I could of saved you from the glue factory
Of washed up botchers who can’t even break a milly
And all I wanted was a lousy handy after a show
Or for you to peg me like one of those bitches from GLOW
I love you sasha, we could cucked Mikaze too
Just like you did with Sheamus, Corbin, and Drew

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Anonymous Sat 18 Jun 2022 11:57:04 No.6091143 Report

Quoted By:

>>6090735
>You suck. You make Caster look like Biggie by comparison

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jun 2022 12:05:30 No.6091189 Report

Quoted By:

>>6089888
>Rhyming answers only please or Sasha dies in her sleep.
Orange.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jun 2022 13:01:04 No.6091422 Report

Quoted By:

AEW Women might be buncha skanks,
but the dub will get a milly and Lotta thangs,
with weekly fancam segs with Sasha Banks,
giving some lucky fuckers head.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jun 2022 15:37:50 No.6092379 Report

Quoted By:

>>6090792
If it's so easy why was yours the worst?

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Anonymous Sat 18 Jun 2022 15:43:13 No.6092421 Report

Quoted By:

>>6090931
Top kek!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jun 2022 16:04:23 No.6092579 Report

Quoted By:

Ratings are not accurate and anybody who acts like they are important on any level are mega faggots

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jun 2022 18:47:17 No.6093754 Report

Quoted By:

>>6090931
Lost

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Anonymous Sat 18 Jun 2022 18:51:56 No.6093796 Report

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sasha banks went went to khan
crying like a jabroni
toby only wants to fuck dogs
he doesnt want to bang a pony

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Anonymous Sat 18 Jun 2022 18:51:58 No.6093797 Report

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does millie like fillys?

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Anonymous Sat 18 Jun 2022 18:54:26 No.6093816 Report

Quoted By:

This flash in the pan is good for nothing except fucking the fans

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jun 2022 18:56:22 No.6093825 Report

Quoted By: >>6093862

Rhymes are for geeks. This niggress is an ugly horse face looking bitch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jun 2022 18:57:30 No.6093836 Report

Quoted By:

>>6089962
>My girl
thats waifu fag talk, what the fuck is your problem faggot lmao. you are actually obsessed

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jun 2022 18:59:25 No.6093862 Report

Quoted By: >>6093891

>>6093825
>Rhymes are for geeks.
npcs cant rhyme
shit makes me sick
you know dis nigga takes the dick

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jun 2022 19:03:04 No.6093891 Report

Quoted By:

>>6093862
That was lame. Way to prove his point, faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jun 2022 20:02:29 No.6094429 Report

Quoted By:

>>6089888
Will she even go there while Sammy G is there?feels she would more likely go to Japan.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jun 2022 20:07:19 No.6094473 Report

Quoted By:

>>6089888
>Will this filly get AEW its milly
Not unlikely, at least a few thousand of her rabid cultists would follow her there, to expect otherwise is silly

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jun 2022 20:22:42 No.6094595 Report

Quoted By:

>>6089888
She's there to bury AEW even more for her daddy V-Mac

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jun 2022 22:20:44 No.6095787 Report

Quoted By:

>>6089888
no

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Anonymous Sat 18 Jun 2022 22:48:54 No.6096080 Report

Quoted By: >>6096115 >>6096136

is women's wrestling really a draw?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jun 2022 22:53:18 No.6096115 Report

Quoted By:

>>6096080
i posted an event that no one saw

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Anonymous Sat 18 Jun 2022 22:54:05 No.6096127 Report

Quoted By:

>>6089888
Is he getting fired?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jun 2022 22:54:58 No.6096136 Report

Quoted By:

>>6096080
>Tfw just started watching womens wwe highlights on YouTube a few months back because most of them work my dick into a shoot

I love me some asuka. Even though I just recently found out she was a thing.

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