>>6093230Miz has soared to such greater heights than Phil. The two times I met Phil I asked him how he felt that Miz headlined Wrestlemania and he never would. He became instantly anallyannihilated and mumbled some shit about what did I do with my life, I couldn't hear him because my girl and I were lauging so hard, even some passerbys the second time. One guy almost died guffawing and a pretzel was stuck in his throat, I looked at a frozen with anxiety Phil and realized I'd have to save this mans life with the hindlick manuever, which I did. The guy offered me some money, but I said nah, buy Phil a hotdog, it's more than he's making these days. A group of black teenagers were cackling, one yelled GOTTEM. Phil was so btfo you should have seen it.
