I responded to a domestic abuse call last week and walked into a real fuckfest - two kids, malnourished and unkempt. The little boy was wearing a Darby Allen shirt. So I punted him against the wall. Knocked the little guy out cold and cracked a rib. Everyone assumed the father did it and now the kids will be going into the foster care system. I'm legit thinking about adopting that boy that I hurt. I can't believe I'm talking about this, but yeah, I just want him to heal up, feel loved, hell, I'll even buy him a new AEW shirt. I'm thinking a Hangman tee. Have him put it on as I kick him repeatedly breaking every rib in his torso, mount him and just pummel his stupid adopted face with pure strikes till his head busts open like a pinata.
