The amount of things Shane did only to put himself over is crazy.
>You know what would be cool? If I'd take jumps higher than Jeff
>Ok Kurt, you'll have to suplex me through the glass to beat me. Oh, it didn't break? Even better, do it twice.
>Oh, my dad got hurt right before the final clash of the invasion at Survivor Series? Let me pin the Big Show two minutes into the match.
>Yo Braun, I've got this sick spot involving you. You're gonna need to take a real good shower after, tho.
>Trust me, this Rumble will be amazing
What a mark
