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>*just as the show is about to close, the whole arena goes dark*
>*lights come on and she's standing in the middle of the ring before a shocked audience.*
>*gets on the mic*
>"Well well well, I guess the rumors are true then. I have indeed followed an old friend's advice and left my lucrative sloppy shop contract behind and decided to do what I do best elsewhere... I have indeed become Elite..."
>*crowd pops*
>"However, that's not the only rumor that was always true, no you see there's another one... about yours truly... fucking fans."
>Tazz on commentary asks: "What's that mean? Intercourse or something?"
>"So tonight everyone, I have a treat in store for all of you. You're all getting what I want you to get. You don't need to form an orderly queue, just gimme them dicks!!!"
>*every single female since 2016 fan in the audience pulls out a Thermos flask each, opens them and pulls out a rotting dismembered penis*
>*Mercedes looks horrified*
>*fans throw their severed phalluses toward the ring, Mercedes is now being showered in sliced scrotums, blood, hardened semen and putrid urine*
>*she runs backstage, disgusted and tearful*
>*the friend who started it all looks on and smirks*
