Fucking look at me.
You've had a hard time lately, you dickless freaks. I'll give you an out.
900k. Get nine hundred thousand viewers, and I'll leave you be.
You pilled all the stops, got all your chingchong playthings, did everything you could. Not a milly, not 990k, not even 950k.
Get 900,000 viewers on this week's rating average and I'll stop bullying you.
Don't fucking disappoint me.