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weird dream I had last night
>watching porn out of boredom
>random fake ad with broken english
>"give hot milf big rooster on ass, click to give her richard" (guess it tried to be hot milf wants big cock in her ass, click here to give her the dick, but the chinks used google translate)
>always wondered what happens if i click on it, probably just navigates to some scam shit asking for credit card info
>click on it
>pc freezes at the exact same time
>blue screen out of nowhere then monitor turns pitch black
>a text appears "they are already here"
>watch out window
>two men getting out of a black van in front of our house
>OHSHITOHSHITOHSHIT
>they start knocking on the door
>run downstairs but mom is already opening the door
>momNO.jpg
>one of the guys introduce himself as Richard
>shows my mom a rooster on the back of a donkey
>mom finds it funny
>they also compliment her saying she is a very beautiful woman
>she thanks the two men for making her day then they leave
>what??
