Twas the night before KWABmas, when all through the hood
Not a creature was stirring, 'cept Tyrone and his thugs
Kevin Nash walked through an alley, without any care Dreaming of dimes that would never be there
When out of the darkness Nash spotted a gun
He then tried to escape, but his quad came undone
Down on the floor poor Nash fell with a clatter
Tyrone sprang from the shadows to see what was the matter
Dozens of darkies sprang out from the bush
Tore off his clothes and exposed his tight tush
Endless black faces like devils they came
Tyrone whistled, and hollered, and called them by name
"Now, Titus! now, Titus! now Titus! and Titus!
On, Titus! on, Titus! on, Titus and Titus!
Let's show this dumb cracker that we run this hood!
And fuck his tight asshole with our 12 inch manhoods!"
"Hall save me!" he cried as Nash was raped quick
By Tyrone's dark gang and their eager black dicks
Despite all his pleas not a savior would come
And poor Nash was left there, leaking out of the bum
A faggot named wolfcuck then saw what lay in the ditch
Poor Diesal had become Big Daddy Bitch
"They'll pay for this crime" he frustratedly roared
"I'll samefag about Daniel Bryan on an anime imageboard"