>>6177385In a not too distance future, next Sunday A.D.
There was a guy named Joel, not to different from you and me
He worked for a Pakistani goof, just another face in wrestling boots
He did a poor job selling out the place, so his bosses put him on a boat with a tranny on a lake
We'll send them shitty wrestlers, the worse we can find (la la la)
They'll have to referee them all while they never draw a dime (la la la)
Now keep in mind Joel can't control when matches begin or end (la la la)
Because of the spoiled kid who's booking this tranny fed
WRESTLER ROLL CALL
HANGMAN!
YOUNG KEKS!
JON MOXLEY!
SMOOOOOLLL!
If you're wondering if they can draw a milly and other ratings facts
Then repeat to yourself "theyll get cancelled soon, I should really just relax"
For All Elite Wrestling: Dynamite!
