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I’ve been the best ever since day one when I walked onto this podcast. And I’ve been vilified and hated since that day, because Luis Gomez saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. That’s right, I’m a Luis Gomez guy. You know who else was a Luis Gomez guy? Tim Dillon. And he split just like I’m splitting. But the biggest difference between me and Tim is I’m going to leave with all the Patreon money.
I’ve grabbed so many of the industry’s brass rings that it’s finally dawned on me that they're just that, they’re completely imaginary. The only thing that’s real is me and the fact that day in and day out, for almost six years, I have proved to everybody in the world that I am the best on this microphone, on that stage, even in podcasting! Nobody can touch me!
And yet no matter how many times I prove it, I’m not on your lovely little collector cups. I’m not on the cover of the program. I’m barely promoted. I don't get to be in movies. I’m certainly not on any crappy show on the Gas Digital network. I’m not on the poster at Caroline's. I’m not on the signature that’s produced at the start of the show. I’m not on Conan O’Brian. I’m not on Jimmy Fallon. But the fact of the matter is, I should be.
