Well Mr. Khan had done it.
And AE-Dub had won it.
With Danielson concussed all the while.
Hiromu's tragic illness made us smile,
While Moxley lay unconscious on the bar-room tile.

We're talkin' wrestling,
From Japan to Chicago,
Talkin' wrestling,
Yano and Dick Togo,
Zack Sabre's grotesquely swollen jaw,
Jeff Hardy and his run-in with the law,
We're talkin' Miiiiiro,
OC and CHAOS.