I FUCKING DID IT. I WAS HANDED 18 DIFFERENT INJURIES AND 9 DIFFERENT REJECTIONS FROM THE NEW JAPAN OFFICE. WE HAD A 95.6977% PROBABILITY OF HAVING A BAD SHOW, DESPITE THAT I BEAT THE ODDS. I GAVE THEM CLAUDIO DESPITE THE 17 YEARS AND 9 MONTHS OF BEEF BETWEEN HIM AND EDDIE KINGSTON DATING BACK TO CHIKARA. I SET ANOTHER BUYRATE RECORD AND I DID IT WITHOUT CM PUNK OR BRYAN DANIELSON, I AM THE FUCKING DRAW HERE. SUCK ON THAT BITCHOFF. I WON THE INTERPRMOTIONAL WAR, I BEAT NICK KHAN. I OPENED THE FORBIDDEN FUCKING DOOR AND STEPPED RIGHT THROUGH IT. FUCK A MILLION VIEWERS, I JUST MADE A MILLION DOLLARS AND IT'S PUBLIC FUCKING RECORD. BTFO E-DRONES.