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THE SHOW SO FAR:
> MITB Last chance qualifying battle royal (BRO....)
> John Cena encounters the Street Profits backstage and calls them Jigga Whats
> Montez "John Henry" Ford of the Street Profits defeats Main Event Jey Uso, with the opportunity to select the stipulation for the UNDISPUTED WWE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP TITLES OF THE WORLD at the upcoming Money in the Bank Premium Live Event in Beautiful Las Vegas (stipulation announcement still to come)
> The Judgement Day confronts The Mysteriouses backstage to set up a tag match next week in San Diego (area codes 858, 442, 760, 619)
> We watch video packages about the history of "The Marine" John Cena set to that one Fort Minor song that wasn't "Where'd You Go?" and a weird muted trumpet cover of the John Cena Sucks theme song
> The Miz has a chat with Irish Kevin where The Miz reminds us that Logan Paul mogged everyone at WM, then AJ Styles comes out to punch The Miz
> WWE Official Adam Pearce has MADE IT OFFICIAL: The Miz fights AJ Styles in a grudge match with no particular reward, with THE PHENOMENAL AJ STYLES winning by countout
> Ezekial meets John Cena backstage, suggests that Cena might want to Trod with Elrod, and then Theory confronts The Prototype
> The girl from the "I whip my hair back and forth" music video talks to Irish Kevin and then gets interrupted by The Most Beautiful Woman in WWE and I guess they aren't signing a contract yet???
ONGOING:
> Petite blonde catfight with Alexa Bliss vs. Liv Morgan
STILL TO COME:
> John Cena comes to the ring to demonstrate HLR as part of his 20 year celebration
> The Almighty Bobbo takes on The Treetrunk and The 4.0 Genius of the Alpha Academy, with Austin Theory as special enforcer
> Last chance elimination match for the women's MITB, with Becky "Pris" Lynch, "The Protector" Xia Li, Nikki "Almost a Super Hero", "I'm PLUMP" Doudrop, "The Princess of Hoes" Shayna Baszler, and "The Island Goddess" Tamina
> MITB Last chance qualifying battle royal (BRO....)
> John Cena encounters the Street Profits backstage and calls them Jigga Whats
> Montez "John Henry" Ford of the Street Profits defeats Main Event Jey Uso, with the opportunity to select the stipulation for the UNDISPUTED WWE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP TITLES OF THE WORLD at the upcoming Money in the Bank Premium Live Event in Beautiful Las Vegas (stipulation announcement still to come)
> The Judgement Day confronts The Mysteriouses backstage to set up a tag match next week in San Diego (area codes 858, 442, 760, 619)
> We watch video packages about the history of "The Marine" John Cena set to that one Fort Minor song that wasn't "Where'd You Go?" and a weird muted trumpet cover of the John Cena Sucks theme song
> The Miz has a chat with Irish Kevin where The Miz reminds us that Logan Paul mogged everyone at WM, then AJ Styles comes out to punch The Miz
> WWE Official Adam Pearce has MADE IT OFFICIAL: The Miz fights AJ Styles in a grudge match with no particular reward, with THE PHENOMENAL AJ STYLES winning by countout
> Ezekial meets John Cena backstage, suggests that Cena might want to Trod with Elrod, and then Theory confronts The Prototype
> The girl from the "I whip my hair back and forth" music video talks to Irish Kevin and then gets interrupted by The Most Beautiful Woman in WWE and I guess they aren't signing a contract yet???
ONGOING:
> Petite blonde catfight with Alexa Bliss vs. Liv Morgan
STILL TO COME:
> John Cena comes to the ring to demonstrate HLR as part of his 20 year celebration
> The Almighty Bobbo takes on The Treetrunk and The 4.0 Genius of the Alpha Academy, with Austin Theory as special enforcer
> Last chance elimination match for the women's MITB, with Becky "Pris" Lynch, "The Protector" Xia Li, Nikki "Almost a Super Hero", "I'm PLUMP" Doudrop, "The Princess of Hoes" Shayna Baszler, and "The Island Goddess" Tamina
