I WATCH MY HAIRLINE FLY
USE ROGAINE EVERY NIGHT
THE ONE WINGED ANGEL SCREEEEEEAMS
FOREHEAD DIVORCED FROM HIM

THE BIG
BALDING BITCH

ARE YOU READY TO BALD
ARE YOU READY TO BAAAAALD

I WATCH MY HAIRLINE FLY
USE ROGAINE EVERY NIGHT
THE ONE WINGED ANGEL CRIES
I'M NOT READY TO GO
I'M NOT READY FOR THIS

I WATCH THE FUJOS CRY
THEIR FAV'S A BALDING GUY
HOPES ARE DREAMS ARE FINNA DIE
HAIRLINE'S READY TO GO
CAUSE I'M A BALDING BITCH