made this one on /asp/ a while back
Sex life iffy, uh, my dick can't get stiffy, uh
Got spin kicky, uh, gut, I don't lifty, uh
Cuck Gang!
I'll just train later, maybeeee!
Pop these ambien and I tweet, nigga, I can't sleep nigga
In the dojo with them white belt niggas once a week nigga
You should read my comics nigga, my style is ironic, nigga
Yo Swoggle don't ask me for numbers nigga, I've only got 2 friends for real nigga
On the couch, writing comic books, my girls bull on the phone
Yo I can't get up im still to shook I just watch them bone
Man that's real cuck game, for real she let me use her last name
They out of lube, I'm headed to the store, you know that BBC she fiendin' for some more
In Chicago niggas don't show me love, niggas know how it be
Ever since I got blown the fuck out by Mikey and Micky
Blew my chances, a nigga blowing spots, my career is shot
Quarter pound burgers and some doughnuts, my diet has flopped
Niggas talkin' bout my cuck kick maybe I should stop
I don't fuck with wrestling fans, I wrestle depression senpai
[Chorus]
I'm on some jobbba nigga shit, please come fuck my bitch
Do my kicks in the whip, ice packs on my legs in the whip
I pull up with my kick, I let that shit whiff
Shout out... but I aint fucking that bitch right now
