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I just woke up mid-night from a really bad one.
>I'm AJ Styles
>Signing autographs for fans
>Go home to a scenic country house to children who run out to greet me
>Overall just having a wholesome time
>Ask my beautiful southern wife if she's done with the laundry because I need tights for the next show
>"You don't have tights, dear."
>"What?"
>Confused as all hell, check my closet for tights
>Cannot find a single pair of tights
>Eventually stumble upon a bunch of very bright, colorful trunks that don't look they would be mine
>Grab a pair to investigate, and they're Theory's trunks
>"What the fu-NO!"
>Rush back to the living room
>My wife is gone
>All my children are gone
>I'm Theory now
I'm still startled as shit and I can't go back to sleep after this
>I'm AJ Styles
>Signing autographs for fans
>Go home to a scenic country house to children who run out to greet me
>Overall just having a wholesome time
>Ask my beautiful southern wife if she's done with the laundry because I need tights for the next show
>"You don't have tights, dear."
>"What?"
>Confused as all hell, check my closet for tights
>Cannot find a single pair of tights
>Eventually stumble upon a bunch of very bright, colorful trunks that don't look they would be mine
>Grab a pair to investigate, and they're Theory's trunks
>"What the fu-NO!"
>Rush back to the living room
>My wife is gone
>All my children are gone
>I'm Theory now
I'm still startled as shit and I can't go back to sleep after this
