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Anonymous Fri 01 Jul 2022 08:20:58 No.6256087 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>6256244 >>6256313 >>6256380 >>6256407 >>6257188 >>6257386 >>6257469 >>6257600 >>6257716

>be you
>living your day to day life
>yo! listen!
>see pic related walking to you with a mic and a crowd pop
what's the first thing he says about you in his rap, anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Jul 2022 08:55:22 No.6256244 Report

Quoted By: >>6256266

>>6256087
>welcome to McDonalds, how can I help you today sir?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Jul 2022 09:01:37 No.6256266 Report

Quoted By: >>6257551

>>6256244
>this dudes online chattin to lil girls

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Jul 2022 09:14:11 No.6256313 Report

Quoted By:

>>6256087
>I used to watch WWF when it was cool
>But even the Boss now realizes it's for fools

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Jul 2022 09:33:36 No.6256380 Report

Quoted By: >>6256412 >>6257138 >>6258011

>>6256087
He's rapping is so corny, he comes across as a mixed race dude that watched URL but was raised by his white mum.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Jul 2022 09:39:53 No.6256407 Report

Quoted By:

>>6256087
Nothing, he'd see that l'm GlGAdimes and wouldn't want heat with the next Austin.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Jul 2022 09:42:08 No.6256412 Report

Quoted By:

>>6256380
Some rhymes are great, others I don't understand or fall flat but overall he's one of the best entertainers in that company.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Jul 2022 11:41:41 No.6257138 Report

Quoted By:

>>6256380
>white mum
>He's rapping

Good morning Sirs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Jul 2022 11:44:16 No.6257153 Report

Quoted By: >>6257854 >>6258845

Rap is cringe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Jul 2022 11:49:42 No.6257188 Report

Quoted By:

>>6256087
I have no idea who he is so i dont know how he raps.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 01 Jul 2022 11:51:51 No.6257198 Report

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YO, ACCLAIMED BE THE STARS
BUT THIS DUDE SETS THE BAR.
WHEN HE SLAPS YO GIRL'S ASS
HER ON HER KNEES WONT BE FAR.
HE BE DRIVING MAD FUCKS
ALL YOU PASTY FAT-ASSES JUST BE SAD LITTLE KEKS.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Jul 2022 11:56:02 No.6257220 Report

Quoted By: >>6257318 >>6257892

if paki khan didn't neuter him, i'd guarentee he'd be hitting us with baby murder licks on a weekly basis.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Jul 2022 12:13:34 No.6257318 Report

Quoted By: >>6257394

>>6257220
Max literally rapped about them being in the murder capital of the USA just the other week

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Jul 2022 12:24:28 No.6257386 Report

Quoted By: >>6257481

>>6256087
>boutta roast anon and his fear of employment
>you do nothing expect touch your dick for enjoyment.
I have a crippling fear of getting a job. I turn 20 in 3 days.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Jul 2022 12:25:20 No.6257394 Report

Quoted By: >>6257511 >>6257637 >>6257892

>>6257318
that's safe as houses tho.

if he did a roe v wade joke calling for the Supreme Court to be abolished then they'd get praise by TK's bosses reddit & twitter. If it was for roe v wade to be abolished the dude would be cancelled by the end of his match.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Jul 2022 12:38:27 No.6257469 Report

Quoted By:

>>6256087
>Yo
>Listen
>Listen
>Acclaimed know you been posting a lot of tranny hate
>All we got a say is please "Lose Weight"
>Anon, you look like Mac truck
>But we agree with you on CM Cuck
>Tony Khan getting bored of all his toys
>Say hello to the Acclaimed and the Ass Boys

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Jul 2022 12:41:17 No.6257481 Report

Quoted By: >>6257545 >>6258240

>>6257386
Why anon, working is so much better than school. I didn't fear working, but had trouble finding motivation to seek employment, so it took me like 6 months after graduation to get a career, but I love it way more than I ever did school

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Jul 2022 12:46:09 No.6257511 Report

Quoted By: >>6257604

>>6257394
>WHY ISN'T THIS ABOUT MUH POLITICS?

The fuck did you cunts even do before the mid-2010s?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Jul 2022 12:53:46 No.6257545 Report

Quoted By: >>6257593

>>6257481
what do you do and why do you love it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Jul 2022 12:54:33 No.6257551 Report

Quoted By:

>>6256266
I wasn't aware that trump and biden patrol these boards

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Jul 2022 13:02:04 No.6257593 Report

Quoted By:

>>6257545
It's not so much the job I love. It's the fact that you're only really responsible for your time working. You get paid to do it, so I can do whatever I want in my free time. I value my free time more, and I just get rid of this existential guilt I got when I would not study or do homework. I rest easy gaming after work, or just living my life really.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Jul 2022 13:02:56 No.6257600 Report

Quoted By:

>>6256087
He’ll say I have a bad haircut probably

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Jul 2022 13:03:31 No.6257604 Report

Quoted By:

>>6257511
where have you been for the last 12 years grandpa.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Jul 2022 13:07:59 No.6257637 Report

Quoted By: >>6257648

>>6257394
Why is there always one faggot in every max caster thread begging for a roe vs wade reference? This board already cried for weeks over cm punks shirts. At most he probably say something like
>i’ll win this match unlike roe vs wade

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Jul 2022 13:10:05 No.6257648 Report

Quoted By: >>6257659 >>6257679 >>6257892

>>6257637
>only leftys can make political statements in a wrestling show
ok cool standards bro.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Jul 2022 13:11:13 No.6257659 Report

Quoted By: >>6257733

>>6257648
kek what a repressed bitch

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Jul 2022 13:14:34 No.6257679 Report

Quoted By:

>>6257648
Nice takeaway dumbass

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Jul 2022 13:22:46 No.6257716 Report

Quoted By: >>6257725 >>6257735 >>6257751 >>6257769 >>6257844 >>6257931 >>6258001

>>6256087
Yo Anon, it’s okay, no need to fear,
Your weight’s going down faster than Joey Ryan’s careers.
And I support you, getting so into fitness,
Because Adam Cole knows it’s a skinny-fat business.
But woah, it’s okay, keep your chin up, keep up your diet,
Maybe you’ll eventually look better than Bray Wyatt.
But until then, please, just shut the Forbidden Fridge Door,
Even after all the weight loss no one wants to see you any more.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Jul 2022 13:25:02 No.6257725 Report

Quoted By: >>6257931

>>6257716
You get points for the rhymes, the relevancy, and the fact that you don't mind making fun of yourselves.

But you're still a FAT ASS so keep on going son.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Jul 2022 13:26:19 No.6257733 Report

Quoted By: >>6257788

>>6257659
t. victim of society™

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Jul 2022 13:26:31 No.6257735 Report

Quoted By: >>6257931

>>6257716
Fuck, you went hard on yourself there, are you okay anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Jul 2022 13:29:23 No.6257751 Report

Quoted By:

>>6257716
...Max? is that you?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 01 Jul 2022 13:32:58 No.6257769 Report

Quoted By:

>>6257716
>Forbidden Fridge Door

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Jul 2022 13:35:49 No.6257788 Report

Quoted By:

>>6257733
/pol/cels sure are

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 01 Jul 2022 13:36:10 No.6257789 Report

Quoted By: >>6257809

https://youtu.be/JLqZmuiB3AY
YO YO
LISTEN
YO
LISTEN

BET YOU DIDN'T EXPECT TO SEE ME AT YOUR WORKPLACE,
NEWSFLASH SON, THE REAL WORLD AIN'T A SAFESPACE!
COME ON WAGIE, SHOW ME HOW YOU WORK,
CAN'T BE ANY WORSE THAN THOSE GUYS ON JERK!
WAIT, GO BACK, LET ME SEE YOUR SEARCH HISTORY,
TONI STORM'S ONLYFANS? BROTHER...PORN IS FREE!
YOU KNOW WHAT, QUIT YOUR JOB, STOP DESIGINING ALLOYS,
AND START KICKING IT WITH THE ACCLAIMED AND THE ASS-BOYS!

>TEE-ES-EHM
*boo*
>HITACHI
*boo*
>Give me that! AYYYYYY-BE-BEEEEEEEEEE!
*monster poo*
THE ACCLAIMED, HAVE ARRIVED!
SCISSOR ME DADDY ASS!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Jul 2022 13:39:50 No.6257809 Report

Quoted By:

>>6257789
>workplace / safespace
>alloys / ass-boys

dimes

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Jul 2022 13:39:55 No.6257812 Report

Quoted By:

if max shooted on me it would be like

>YO…LISTEN….YO…YO…
>YO ITS PLATINUM MAX, WITH HIS BOY ANT B
>I HEARD YOUR EX SAID YOU GOT A LITTLE D
>YO….
>IM TALKIN SMALL ENOUGH TO CHEAT ON
>HE WAS WORKIN REAL LATE WHILE SHE WAS SEEIN’ DEON
>ACCLAIMS A TAG TEAM SO WE’D GLADLY ALSO HIT
>GOT THE TYPE OF MEAT WHERE SHE WONT HAVE TO RUB THE CLIT
…

>ANOOOOON’S STUDIO APARTMENT…
>THE ACCLAIMED. HAVE ARRIVED.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Jul 2022 13:44:46 No.6257844 Report

Quoted By: >>6257931

>>6257716
oh my god…dude are you okay?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 01 Jul 2022 13:46:26 No.6257854 Report

Quoted By: >>6258047

>>6257153

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Jul 2022 13:50:04 No.6257892 Report

Quoted By: >>6258004

>>6257220
>>6257394
>>6257648
YO! YO! YO! LISTEN!
QUIT YOUR BITCHIN'!
/POL/ CRYIN' AGAIN, SO MUCH FOR "KEKS"
Y'ALL NEED TO JUST FINALLY HAVE SOME SEX
NOTHIN' BUT CRYIN' & CRYIN' 24/7
(YOU) A BIGGER BITCH THAN KEVIN!
BAN ABORTIONS TO CONTROL WOMEN ALL YOU LIKE,
WON'T STOP WOMEN SEEING YOU AND INSTANTLY GOING DYKE!
BITCH SOME MORE, IT'S JUST WHITE NOISE:
YOUR NEXT DATE IS GETTIN' POUNDED BY SOME ASS BOYS!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Jul 2022 13:53:21 No.6257931 Report

Quoted By: >>6257974

>>6257716
>>6257725
>>6257735
>>6257844
Yeah I'm fine. It's sometimes necessary to make fun of yourself, especially if what you made was your own fault.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Jul 2022 13:58:01 No.6257974 Report

Quoted By: >>6258056

>>6257931
I don't know whether to encourage you or to ask you to seek help. You're obviously devoted but fucking hell, you need some self esteem.

Just don't do anything stupid, and remember it's a marathon, not a sprint.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Jul 2022 14:02:15 No.6258001 Report

Quoted By:

>>6257716
how fat are you? also how tall are you? If you're some 5'7 manlet faggot who's fat, then fuck off, but if you're 6'2+ then we need to save you for the advancement of the human race

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Jul 2022 14:02:44 No.6258004 Report

Quoted By: >>6258033

>>6257892
what a waste of fucking 30 minutes anon. sort yourself out.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 01 Jul 2022 14:03:25 No.6258011 Report

Quoted By: >>6258025

>>6256380
YO! LISTEN...
GOOD MORNING SIR, HOW'S BRITAIN TODAY?
OH, SAME AS EVERYDAY: SHITTY & GRAY!
THE NAME ON THE MARQUEE, SURE IT SAYS PLATINUM:
BUT I'M JUST AS BLACK AS THE GUYS BANGING YOUR MUM!
YOUR MAMA'S A REAL PATRIOT, LOVES THE BBC
AND WE BOTH KNOW I DON'T MEAN THE CHANNEL ON TV!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Jul 2022 14:04:21 No.6258022 Report

Quoted By: >>6258033

Yo! Listen!
Homeboy out here thinks he’s unflappable
January 6th he was storming the Capitol
Lost all his money thanks to NFTs
Wife left him for a man named Tyrese

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 01 Jul 2022 14:04:46 No.6258025 Report

Quoted By:

>>6258011
SIRS' MOM...THE BBCs...HAVE ARRIVED!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Jul 2022 14:05:54 No.6258033 Report

Quoted By:

>>6258022
fucking LMAO

>>6258004
seething

>30 minutes

It was barely 10 while paying half-attention, get worked bitch

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Jul 2022 14:08:23 No.6258047 Report

Quoted By:

>>6257854
Why are you posting Sasha Banks in an irrelevant thread? You schizos are unhealthily-obsessed even more so than usual this morning.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Jul 2022 14:10:03 No.6258056 Report

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>>6257974
he wrote a rap not a suicide letter darling

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 01 Jul 2022 14:32:51 No.6258240 Report

Quoted By: >>6258314 >>6258608 >>6259711

>>6257481
Im in uni right now so its not like i can get a full time job anyways, but the fact that im going to HAVE to get a job in a couple years once i finish my degree is really killing me. I just enjoy the comfyness of waking up, learning for a couple hours about physics and shit (which to me is really fun), then smoking weed after I finish my classes while i do my homework.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Jul 2022 14:43:23 No.6258314 Report

Quoted By:

>>6258240
why dont you just backpack and do all that anon. i mean good luck trying to study but i met a law student living in the same hostel as me. there was a huge circle of us. all we did was hang, go to beach, park, skate, smoke weed, go out on a night in town, come back smoke, rinse repeat. I didn't hang out with him as much as others as he was studying and working, but because we lived in the same room we talked often, and he also joined us for nightly weed sessions. I recommend backpacking for a few months to test it out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Jul 2022 15:16:33 No.6258608 Report

Quoted By:

>>6258240
See I studied computer science but I had undiagnosed ADHD. Turns out I was really smart and my intellect carried me through high school and most of University (although I did fail a few classes). It was very hard for me to stay focused and learn and study and do my assignments, and I just wasn't naturally gifted at a level enough to do well on the exams without studying like I could in high school. So whenever I didn't study or do homework I just had this dreadful guilt feeling but every time I sat down to do something I just couldn't focus. Now that I have a job that I get paid for I show up, do the job, and then after work I'm guilt free, responsibility free. Also, most people in the real world aren't as smart, so my natural intellect makes really good impressions.
If you like learning, and find it comfy then more power to you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Jul 2022 15:49:01 No.6258845 Report

Quoted By:

>>6257153
nah you are

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Jul 2022 17:30:33 No.6259711 Report

Quoted By:

>>6258240
Why not apply for a researcher job at your university?

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