>>6271381If David Lynch was writing it then the show would open with Matt Riddle at home, eating cornflakes. The camera would slowly pan out to reveal Otis and Chad Gable eating porridge without opening their mouths and staring directly at him. It would cut to the arena with a spotlight on the ring and Chad and Otis, dressed as clowns, standing in the two furthest corners of the ring. Matt Riddles music, slowed down and and at a lower bit rate, occasionally playing in reverse and with sudden saxophone blasts, walking to the ring with a confused look on his face. They would then wrestle in a subdued, apprehensive style. There would be a single, analogue light the entire show being manually focused and zoomed and having its filters changed intermittently. At some stage in hour two, immediately before a commercial, it would be revealed that the person operating the lone light is Butch. The shot will zoom in on his face until it fills the entire lens and he'll whisper "Romannnnn".
