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Quoted By: >>6274242
Former ECW and WWE employee Tazz walks into a restaurant and is guided to an awaiting table by the maitre d'.
Tazz looks at the menu and orders the special. He waits and eventually some time later his meal arrives on a plate.
The meal looks very good and so he begins to eat. At first Tazz is satisfied.
After a few bites however, Tazz finds that he actually disagrees with the dish and asks for a replacement. The maitre d' complies - he takes away the plate and promises a better dish will come soon.
Tazz then grabs the microphone, stands up on his table, and he shouts:
>THE FOOD IS ABOUT TO CHANGE!
Tazz looks at the menu and orders the special. He waits and eventually some time later his meal arrives on a plate.
The meal looks very good and so he begins to eat. At first Tazz is satisfied.
After a few bites however, Tazz finds that he actually disagrees with the dish and asks for a replacement. The maitre d' complies - he takes away the plate and promises a better dish will come soon.
Tazz then grabs the microphone, stands up on his table, and he shouts:
>THE FOOD IS ABOUT TO CHANGE!
