>LE OBESE SMARKS HATE MUH THEORYERINO!

No you brainless morons, Theory has everything that smarks want from a wrestler
>Is from the Indies
>Is 5'8"
>Does kicks and flips
>Has a gay gimmick

Why would obese smarks hate this? This is literally what they like in a wrestler lmao.

On the other hand a casual fan who grew up seeing Triple H and The Rock has good reasons to hate this basedface loser lmao