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It's all about the game, and how you play it...

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>right when he joined WWF in the 90s he was quoted as saying "one day I will own this place"
>is a nobody when he befriends established and influential wrestlers HBK, Kevin Nash and Scott Hall to form the Kliq
>quickly rises through the ranks by politicking and backstabbing
>weasels himself into production meetings to cozy up to Vince
>never even drinks a drop of alcohol himself and plays drug addled Shawn Michaels like a fiddle to advance his own booking
>uses Chyna as his beard because she looks enough like a man for him to get it up while still keeping up pretenses that he "is no queer"
>dumps her the second he gets a shot at dating the boss' daughter
>marries Steph soon after and headcannon books himself as the greatest most decorated wrestler of all time
>continues this for more than a decade and ends up a 500 time world champion
>fast forward to this year - he gets a heart attack from all the roid abuse and realizes with his bum heart Vince will probably outlive him
>knowing all the family secrets, he knows he has to bring down Vince in order to finally own the WWE
>gets in touch with all the former employees Vince has fucked and convinces them to #MeToo Vince
>the house of cards finally comes down and suddenly Paul is telling everyone "he's back (to take Vince's place)

Living up to his moniker "The Cerebral Assassin", Triple H has finally won The Game. Truly the GOAT.