Like 6 years ago my boss hinted that sucking his dick is why his assistant got promoted. I’m not gay but I was married at the time and jokingly asked if I could get promoted if my wife gave him head.
“Yeah, if she’s good enough!”
Again this was all a joke but at a company Christmas party I was pretty stupid drunk and brought it up again, at which point I led my also drunk wife into a supply closet and then told my boss to “go for it”. My wife almost left me but my boss told me how hot it was because she fought back and stuff, and he was in to rape role play. So like a month later I lied and told him my wife was fully into it too, gave him a key to my house, and told him to come over and “pretend rape” my wife. King story short my plan worked exactly as planned and my wife shot my boss point blank in the chest, killing him, since I’d warned her before that someone had “stolen” my house key and I thought it was my boss. My wife got off Scott free under self defense but ended up leaving me because I think she always assumed i set that up.
Anyway I did get promoted at work because they had to fill my bosses old position. I didn’t get that job but I got the job of the person who did, which also gave me a 12k a year raise.
